My GT has taken up smoking!

[Contigo]

Always wondered what the grille was for now I know it's for road sweep duties/ fagbutt collection.

 

[beau]

I'm constantly clearing mine out, rubbish, leaves, it's a nightmare

 

[bigbob]

It's amazing what can get stuck in there.

 

[conaero]

I had a half dead fox in my GTS back in the day.

I could see its legs wriggling around over the bonnet, in my shattered grill so I employed my two point strategy:

1. Brake hard
2. Accelerate hard







....thud, thud.

 

[outrun]

P'Ah, Amateur.

I got two small birds with mine, split one of them in half and cooked it on the radiator. Lovely.

Sent the parts to heaven in style.



Also pulled 3 Gitanes butts out of the airbox on my Ghibli which must have got in during Le Mans 2015. That was after a full service at a main dealer who shall remain unnamed. I guess cleaning the air filter elements is not part of the stupid pricing structure.

 

[Needamaser]

P'Ah, Amateur.

I got two small birds with mine, split one of them in half and cooked it on the radiator. Lovely.

Sent the parts to heaven in style.

So you ended up " a bit of a tit" ?

 

[highlander]

So you ended up " a bit of a tit" ?

so near stewart, goldfinch me thinks............but does not fit the punchline as well as a tit I grant you

 

[zagatoes30]

The SZ ate a badger once but seems Maseratis are better with the birds

 

[iainw]

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P'Ah, Amateur.

I got two small birds with mine, split one of them in half and cooked it on the radiator. Lovely.

Sent the parts to heaven in style.

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Also pulled 3 Gitanes butts out of the airbox on my Ghibli which must have got in during Le Mans 2015. That was after a full service at a main dealer who shall remain unnamed. I guess cleaning the air filter elements is not part of the stupid pricing structure.

Brilliant

 

[DrNic]

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P'Ah, Amateur.

I got two small birds with mine, split one of them in half and cooked it on the radiator. Lovely.

Sent the parts to heaven in style.

View attachment 39316

Also pulled 3 Gitanes butts out of the airbox on my Ghibli which must have got in during Le Mans 2015. That was after a full service at a main dealer who shall remain unnamed. I guess cleaning the air filter elements is not part of the stupid pricing structure.

Way off topic I know but I couldn't help notice the number plate says your car is from Lancaster Maserati in Colchester and you appear to be quite far away from them! I got my GTS from there too.
Did it find its way up to Scotland for you to buy? Just curious - sorry!

Nic

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[outrun]

Nope. The plate came off my previous Ghibli. I got my car from Richard Grace, legend of the forum.

Actually although the Ghibli came from Lancaster Colchester, I had those plates made up because they're shorter and I think look better. The snob in me wanted to show the dealership !

 

[outrun]

 

[allandwf]

Those who toss cigarette ends out of a moving car should be hung drawn and quartered!

 

[Klive]

Had to clear a lot of pigeon feathers out of mine last week. They've got wings so why do they fly so low?
I think he got away as I did brake rather hard as nobody was behind me.

 

[Corranga]

Those who smoke should be hung drawn and quartered!

EFA (though I suspect I'm not going to be too popular for this one...)