Le Frog en tour.

reservoirfrog

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Thursday, day 1,
Packed.
Everything Ros needs, wants, doesn't need & doesn't want but will take as its a woman's prerogative to change her mind, is packed.
somehow it all fits into the " boot " of the spyder.
I suspect witchcraft.

Now rolling, 1st stop warwick services, m40, as Ros has the idea, good one too, to buy a small radio, spyder sound system still has laryngitis, 5 mins after purchase it's ready to be tossed out the window.

Dover, 0015 am. coach loads of "cloggie" kids playing football next to my car, each and every one of them close to death!!

Calais, 0500 am C.E.T. on the ferry waiting to roll, big fat momma slammed her car door against mine. Fat people should have their own triple width lane on ferries.

Le Mans, services.
Bought a stupid c**t baseball hat, in chav white, to protect le frog bald spot.
Ros says it looks great, not sure if she is taking the p*ss.
woman at the coffee counter found some unknown reason to laugh when I ordered coffee & cookies. then got our order wrong,
maybe she laughed at my french, but I think it was the hat.

La Rochelle, 1600 pm.
After 682 miles & 2 refills nous sommes arrivee.
Je suis tres tres knacker*d.
Hotel ( motel ) campanile hidden from Tom Tom. I can see why, its a sad little place,I think Tom Tom was too embarrassed
to admit to finding it.
I dont care, too tired, if the only bed they had available was in the outside sh*thouse & on fire I would have taken it.

More later.

Rob & Ros
 

Andyk

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Sounds like a great adventure.....La Rochelle is a lovely place have afriend there...Enjoy.
 

Parisien

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R&R.......sounds vaguely like and American road movie set in the Far East.....:)......, glad to see your on the road and have blazed a trail all the way to La Rochelle!

BUT.................................Rob.........................hows the motor going.....reaction to it.........more detail on how your mistress is performing!!!

Enjoy! keep away from assorted EU chavs and your own countries hugely obese mammas!


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lozcb

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Hence why I always Chunnel!

Have a great time guys


Great write up gave me a chuckle Rob , look forward to the next installment , i feel a plonker in one of those hats aswell , hope the mistress behaves herself and gives you both some enjoyment


I've always adopted the , i 'll do as i **** well please scenario to any and all hand waving ferry parking attendants, leaving plenty of room up front about 8 ft , i then wait till the guy behind has finished parking and got out , and then inch forward a bit and making sure i have plenty of room at the sides , i carry my own chocs , those guys try to treat your car as an everday run of the mill vehicle , its up to you to tell them its special and deserves better treatment, anyway after a lot of holloring it usually works

Not a nice way to start the holliday but it works



regards loz
 
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