Just found my perfect first car.

[GransportFan1]

Now as Dan said in the past, you should start off with a shed, so i set my sights low and cam across this. Frank as you said before, i will need a can to shoo away all the ladies as this is a bit of a pu55y magnet.

http://pistonheads.com/sales/2342981.htm

 

[Parisien]

Now as Dan said in the past, you should start off with a shed, so i set my sights low and cam across this. Frank as you said before, i will need a can to shoo away all the ladies as this is a bit of a pu55y magnet.

http://pistonheads.com/sales/2342981.htm

Adam.....................this vehicle ( note I don't class it as a car!)........would keep the devil away himself!!!!


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[Andyk]

Now as Dan said in the past, you should start off with a shed, so i set my sights low and cam across this. Frank as you said before, i will need a can to shoo away all the ladies as this is a bit of a pu55y magnet.

http://pistonheads.com/sales/2342981.htm

You will need a can to shoo away all the ***** CATS from peeing on it Adam....

 

[GransportFan1]

I dont know frank, that is perfect as a first car.



















I would kill myself if my dad bought me that, just think, so poor sod might get that as their first car.

 

[GransportFan1]

You will need a can to shoo away all the ***** CATS from peeing on it Adam....

i think you mean people peeing on it, and pouring beer on it.

 

[Parisien]

...has to have some Italian heritage in it Adam...some DNa........


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[GransportFan1]

No, it is soul less Korean shite i mean magnificence. ....

 

[Parisien]

Kia pride.......re-badged on this forum as the Kia Humility!

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[Parisien]

Maybe...................

http://pistonheads.com/sales/2448268.htm


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[Parisien]

Or this PU55Y......black hole....


http://pistonheads.com/sales/2480866.htm

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[GransportFan1]

why the feck would you call it a pride, know one will take pride in that unless they have the joy of putting it in a skip. Could be worse Frank, could get one of these.
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classif...quicksearch/true/page/1/radius/1500?logcode=p

would get the ladies in the back no problem.

 

[GransportFan1]

Maybe...................

http://pistonheads.com/sales/2448268.htm


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mmmmmm me like ... guess why i like it.????

 

[GransportFan1]

Or this PU55Y......black hole....


http://pistonheads.com/sales/2480866.htm

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Perfect, the ultimate pu55y magnet, just think, 2 lovely ladies sitting on the headrests in the back and then a lovely lady in the passenger seat with the roof down.

 

[Parisien]

why the feck would you call it a pride, know one will take pride in that unless they have the joy of putting it in a skip. Could be worse Frank, could get one of these.
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classif...quicksearch/true/page/1/radius/1500?logcode=p

would get the ladies in the back no problem.

Self-castration.......would be the way to go in that one Adam....


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[GransportFan1]

yep it probably would.

 

[lozcb]

why the feck would you call it a pride, know one will take pride in that unless they have the joy of putting it in a skip. Could be worse Frank, could get one of these.
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classif...quicksearch/true/page/1/radius/1500?logcode=p

would get the ladies in the back no problem.

Your growing up too fast Adam, and certainly getting ambitious ladies plural you getting into threesomes now , i dont know youth of today lucky fecker


regards loz

 

[GransportFan1]

Your growing up too fast Adam, and certainly getting ambitious ladies plural you getting into threesomes now , i dont know youth of today lucky fecker


regards loz

i never said anything about threesomes although it is on the cards, if you know what i mean

 

[Parisien]

i never said anything about threesomes although it is on the cards, if you know what i mean

Its his other fantasy Loz........a ready made harem....................mobile, blonde and on the older side of 18.......


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[GransportFan1]

harem

love that word, cant stop laughing.

 

[GransportFan1]

Its his other fantasy Loz........a ready made harem....................mobile, blonde and on the older side of 18.......


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and my friends hot mum, that is my other fantasy.