Here is a lighter story

[Dave]

One of my naughty tricks is to step into the lift, just managing to jump out as the doors close. I then run down the stairs pressing the lift call button at each level on the way down, leaving my other half in the lift not knowing which floor to get out on. Her revenge was an hotel in Ljubljana but on the way up. We stepped into the lift, she reversed out and made a run up the stairs beating the lift, pressing the call button and rushing up to the next floor etc etc. There was a local granny and myself in the lift. It went haywire. It bypassed all the floors and went up into the air-con machinery space on the roof. The doors opened. Granny went ooooohh. The doors closed before either of us could move and rocketed down to the underground carpark. The doors opened and granny went ooooohh. The doors closed in an instant and the lift soared without stopping to the air-con room. Granny muttered but didn't move when the doors briefly opened. It dropped without stopping to the car park again and I leapt out leaving granny in there. As I made my way up the stairs, on every floor there were people waiting and watching as the lift bounced from top to bottom without stopping with granny inside. We were in hysterics when we met on the 5th floor. Some while later we ventured out of our room and found that the lift was “out of order†and made our way down the stairs……..reception advised us that the lift was “brokenâ€. I wonder - by whom ?