Hey Loz, agree with others, get a dog. A characterful little Jack Russel maybe. Not only perfect for ridding you of moggies, but good at digging holes in lawns. It'll only do it once in yours after being reprimanded, but unfortunately will carry on in neighbours gardens. ;D
Personally love cats, but agree they are evil
We've lost 4 cats on our lane, not because it's busy, but the opposite, then when a car does go by, it's flying. We can't bring ourselves to keep a cat anymore because of this......
which is a shame, because I love to be surrounded by pussys