OK, everything I can think of:
Hasn't been serviced since January 2008!
Has no current MOT
Front bumper damaged and cracked, needs repair and repaint
Rear bumper is scuffed and needs repaint
Rust bubble forming under n/s rear light
Various scratches all over bodywork, especially bad in front of bonnet leading edge
1 rear wheel buckled, needs replacing
3 wheels badly kerbed
2 rear tyres damaged beyond repair
all tyres cheap Korean make
n/s front inner arch lining damaged and falling out
1 broken electric window switch
badly scratched carbon fibre centre console
driver's side leather bolster badly worn and other leather damage/scratches inside
front discs need replacing
handbrake doesn't work - needs new shoes and adjustment
1 electric motor on driver's seat doesn't work
car is generally filthy inside and out
car has c.£25k finance outstanding on it
service history stamps suspect - all appear to have been written/stamped at same time
log book incomplete and partially filled in to different owner
no other paperwork present
I estimate around £7k needs spending on this car to get it anywhere near the standard of other GSs on the market. Even then it would still have missed at least 2 services which would impact on future value and could present problems with the car in future as no fluids etc. have been changed. It's such a shame to see a car in probably my perfect spec so badly neglected. The owner clearly has not looked after it and doesn't appear to have spent a penny on it. It allegedly had a new clutch at some point, but there was no paperwork to back up this claim. The first owner was Maserati UK, so it is a good spec car, possibly an LE. I believe it was the car given to Jodie Kidd to use as I saw a programme with her and the car in it and the registration number is the same. Car is Nero/nero registered February 2006 and has done 44k miles.