Beardless

[cowsurgeon]

Oooops, just got back to this thread today - what the **** have I started? Moisturiser? Epilators? And who is Alex? Time to lock this thread Matt, quickly please!

 

[GransportFan1]

I am Alex, Mr K thought he would change my name for the fun of it

 

[Emtee]

No I'm Alex!!

 

[Parisien]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........

I am Spartacus..................................ooopppssss...Alex.......


P

 

[Easyplan66]

speaking of yummy,

http://pistonheads.com/sales/1896466.htm

always had an eye for colour, not keen on cars which are low key.

it's okay if you are a footballer!!

 

[Andyk]

OK back on track..I moisturise...**** did I say that out loud.....You all tricked me into that.

 

[Easyplan66]

so do I, love that extra smooth feeling...............

 

[reservoirfrog]

No I'm Alex!!

And I"M Mr Green !!!!

 

[GransportFan1]

so do I, love that extra smooth feeling...............

This is going to far guys.

 

[Andyk]

I've only started 4 weeks ago as the wife said I needed to so I keep my boyish good looks...Must say it seems to work...

 

[Easyplan66]

love is letting your wife trim your ear hair..ho ho

 

[Andyk]

No Love is letting her near you testicles with a razor...

 

[GransportFan1]

No Love is letting her near you testicles with a razor...

accidents can happen in situations like that with painful consequences.

 

[Andyk]

It will either end in tears or end in...well I'm sure you get the drift..

 

[GransportFan1]

It will either end in tears or end in...well I'm sure you get the drift..

Yep i get what ya mean, no explaining to do there.

 

[Emtee]

It will either end in tears or end in...well I'm sure you get the drift..

John Wayne springs to mind, and I don't mean the cowboy!

 

[Andyk]

She wouldn't have to floss that night.....