Seems like an appropriate thread for this
2022 we did 3 nights at Lytham festival in the Motorhome
The most entertaining part of the trip was the bus to Blackpool, I've not been there for 20 years and it was as **** as I remember last time I said I was never going again.
It's a good job there weren't any speed bumps or ½ the bus would've been killed by the excitement
A woman got on, could've been 25 , could've been 45 , it's hard to tell when you weigh 6 stone and you've got no teeth , she was on something
She was quiet until this bloke got on and started going though all the fare options for a round trip to lytham which took forever
Crackhead chuntering under her breath until at the top of her voice
***** sake mate just give him the ******* money
Next stop 2 women who looked about 60 but still dressed in the 80s pushing their mother in a wheelchair who looked 90, only they couldn't get her on the bus because she didn't want to go , grabbed everything , they had to prise her fingers off every rail until they got to the wheelchair space
More ***** sake from the crackhead
We got off at St Anne's and went in a pub , only as I walked in , bingo on FFS
The barman looked like he wanted to hang himself as the poshest woman in St Anne's called out the numbers , it was like bingo at buckingham Palace
Luckily it was nice weather so we went outside to witness the splendour of
Dazneyland , void of any children because the child catcher was reading out bingo numbers