Terrible Jokes Thread

[CatmanV2]

Terrible. I swear this thread has been rigged.

Only the lighter fractions

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[Flint]

 

[spkennyuk]

Sorry about my earlier joke about oil. It was a bit crude…
I'll make sure they're more refined in the future

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That is quite good. I give it a 4 star rating !

 

[midlifecrisis]

Fun fact.

Cows have hooves because they lactose

 

[CatmanV2]

Fun fact.

Cows have hooves because they lactose

This thread is being milked for all it's worth. It's the cream of the forum! But, er, I suppose I should do some work....

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[midlifecrisis]

This thread is being milked for all it's worth. It's the cream of the forum! But, er, I suppose I should do some work....

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Ahhh bullocks

 

[lozcb]

 

[2b1ask1]

This thread is being milked for all it's worth. It's the cream of the forum! But, er, I suppose I should do some work....

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It is what we all lac t ate about it!

 

[DLax69]

 

[CatmanV2]

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[jasst]

 

[jasst]

 

[DLax69]

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This one deserves more laughy-thingies

 

[midlifecrisis]

Popped into London the other day and saw a man busking with a sign saying Falklands War veteran. As an RAF veteran myself, I was compelled to help a veteran brother.
He smiled as I popped in a fiver in his guitar case and said 'Muchas Gracias Señor!'

 

[DLax69]

Popped into London the other day and saw a man busking with a sign saying Falklands War veteran. As an RAF veteran myself, I was compelled to help a veteran brother.
He smiled as I popped in a fiver in his guitar case and said 'Muchas Gracias Señor!'

More Falklands vets:

 

[DLax69]

 

[midlifecrisis]

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At least we don't call water, beer...

 

[2b1ask1]

Hot water crust pastry; a must for pie & mash!

 

[CatmanV2]

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[lozcb]

Hot water crust pastry; a must for pie & mash!

Miss that , havent had the traditional pie mash and liqueur for years