Ryanair....€10 flights..........to the good 'ol USA!

[Parisien]

http://travel.uk.msn.com/news/ryanair-plans-to-offer-flights-to-the-us-for-just-10

Never mind bring your own toilet roll, but oxygen too!


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[Contigo]

Would not touch them if my life depended on it!

 

[BennyD]

That guy is so full of sh!t he dribbles diarrhoea. I'd rather swim across.

 

[Felonious Crud]

I'd rather not go in the first place if had to go with that lot. Luckily he hasn't bought the planes yet.

 

[safrane]

I have flown with them on many occasions and knew if I paid peanuts I should not expect much...what I got was a bus trip to Ireland for the less than my taxi to and from the airports...so no issue at all.

 

[Parisien]

Being island bound and held to ransom to the "national"/closed shop type airlines for many decades on this island, I fly with them regularly.

Sure I don't agree with all his methods or aspects of his business model, but other airlines failed to evolved....went to the wall, just part of the business cycle


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[dem maser]

Is that them pay me?

 

[Elliott653]

I have no problem at all with Ryan Air. So long as I arrive safe and sound. However, surely the flight will cost far more than 10 euros. What with taxes, climate change levy, landing charges, etc. etc.

 

[CatmanV2]

Why in the name of god would anyone by 'premium' or 'business class' on Ryanair?

Still, like him or not, he clearly knows what he's doing, judging by his bank balance.

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[Parisien]

I have no problem at all with Ryan Air. So long as I arrive safe and sound. However, surely the flight will cost far more than 10 euros. What with taxes, climate change levy, landing charges, etc. etc.

Apparently, its only on the way back it will be €10...........€6000 on way out, usual marketing ploys..........


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[Elliott653]

Apparently, its only on the way back it will be €10...........€6000 on way out, usual marketing ploys..........


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Hehehehehe !!!!

 

[Chrisbassett]

Why in the name of god would anyone by 'premium' or 'business class' on Ryanair?

Standard class uses smoking hot pokers and no anaesthetic...premium they provide lube but you pay extra for a whiskey afterwards, business class the pokers are warmed to body temperature and fewer barbs.

 

[Felonious Crud]

Also, economy can only use the outside loo.

 

[Parisien]

...apparently you can order incontinence pants when making the booking.....loo doors welded shut


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[CatmanV2]

Standard class uses smoking hot pokers and no anaesthetic...premium they provide lube but you pay extra for a whiskey afterwards, business class the pokers are warmed to body temperature and fewer barbs.

Yes, but surely you'd be better flying BA cattle.....

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[BJL]

This just about sums up Ryan F...ing Air
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAg0lUYHHFc

 

[CatmanV2]

I am awarding myself a very large drink for correctly guessing what that was going to be

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[BJL]

Bl00dy funny though and oh so true

 

[hodroyd]

There's only 2 seats going at 10 Euro each way and they are in the toilets, you have to keep vacating them if anone else wants to sit down for a bit and you bring your own anti-pong spray..!!

 

[Parisien]

....can I sit on your knee Rob....................




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