lifes2short
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Talking about warning signs, I never cease to be amazed by the number of establishments, from coffee shops to banks, who display numerous warnings about customer conduct. I have no objection to offenders being hung, drawn, quartered, or even having their accounts closed, but why oh why do the rest of us have to be treated as numpties who don’t know how to behave?PH
It is quite amusing to make your own reciprocal signs and hand them over to the counter clerk or whoever at the start of your interaction. They usually get quite insulted and cross, and don't see the irony at all.
Eh, you mean we can't get Easter eggs yet.
You mean you just tell them to F off! ...Its quite clear from your diction you don't come from the 1970's - Dave
Black ******* Friday, for ***** sake. Get out of my ******* email box, you wankers!
You must have ticked the "I have an Aston Martin and therefore want to buy everything box"
Honestly, must I sacrifice myself on the altar of mindless consumerism, or is there an 'opt out of this ****' box, I can tick?
If there was an "I bought an Aston, I have two kids at uni and I'm ******* brassic' box, I'd have ticked that for sure. I don't need more **** in my life!