A condition of Bentley ownership is that the car must never be driven in a 20mph zone.
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A condition of Bentley ownership is that the car must never be driven in a 20mph zone.
Gazcw
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Fixed that for you.....below 50 mph
spkennyuk
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I am amazed the grinning lady with the clipboard is tall enough to join up. A foot shorter than Harry and she is stood on the kerb. Just slightly taller than the gate post that is far away
Harry
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She was tiny and had the smallest feet I have ever seen in teeny weeny rubber boots. I think Police Community Support Officers can be any shape or size. I am about 5’8”, by the way.I am amazed the grinning lady with the clipboard is tall enough to join up. A foot shorter than Harry and she is stood on the kerb. Just slightly taller than the gate post that is far away
philw696
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I hope you contested it ?
I bought a defibrillator for our local village. I hope not to emulate….
An eminently worthy source. What else does she say…?
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Then how do you get to the amusement arcade to collect the day's takings?
The Bentley’s boot is vast, but nowhere near big enough to transport that much money!
Not a chance. Too much traffic in Battersea for anything to ever reach 20mph
Harry
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You’d be surprised.
When I lived in Battersea in the '90s there was plenty of opportunity as long as your car still had wheels in the morning.
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You beat me to it. I was wondering what her opinion on Ukraine is. At least it will have the same value as the virtue signallers think their opinions have!
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Reminds me of making friend with Thai police in Bangkok, and convincing them to breathalyse me and my mates.
We were having a right old laugh. Till their boss turned up and we thought we might for some unknown reason get arrested.
Till the boss breathalysed my friend (she's 5ft 2) and had a blood alcohol level that he thought should have rendered her immediately dead. He cracked up laughing, we had a wail of a laugh.
They then took us to a bar that was shuttered, and was operating past its licence, got them to open the gate just to let us in. Wished us well and left.
We were having a right old laugh. Till their boss turned up and we thought we might for some unknown reason get arrested.
Till the boss breathalysed my friend (she's 5ft 2) and had a blood alcohol level that he thought should have rendered her immediately dead. He cracked up laughing, we had a wail of a laugh.
They then took us to a bar that was shuttered, and was operating past its licence, got them to open the gate just to let us in. Wished us well and left.
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The call her Tablet...as she's a small PC....I am amazed the grinning lady with the clipboard is tall enough to join up. A foot shorter than Harry and she is stood on the kerb. Just slightly taller than the gate post that is far away
I'll let myself out...
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Its a lot more fun, when it disintegrates into a public order incident. You get to swap theirYou’re just jealous that you didn’t get to do a neighbourhood nazi speed watch. I can tell.
bricks and Molotov cocktails, for your plastic bullets
Its a lot more fun, when it disintegrates into a public order incident. You get to swap their
bricks and Molotov cocktails, for your plastic bullets
If you’re referencing the Troubles I don’t think your comment is funny or appropriate.