Pic of the day

[Moz1000]

I was floppy but I'm not now....!
Moz

 

[Navcorr]

No. It's on a 5.25" floppy and I can't find a drive

C

My floppy doesn't get much use these days - and it's only 3.5". Then it is colder in Scotland

 

[CatmanV2]

My floppy doesn't get much use these days - and it's only 3.5". Then it is colder in Scotland

When I was younger, I had 8 inches.

C

 

[outrun]

Somebody doctored my number plates whilst traveling around New Zealand.
School boy humour by adding a little I View attachment 43022

A mate's Mum has the number J12 MAG on her car. Makes me laugh every time I see it.

 

[Navcorr]

A mate's Mum has the number J12 MAG on her car. Makes me laugh every time I see it.

There are just some conversations you don't want to have

 

[Heavenly]

Had some fun playing with the paintwork as a favour for my friend...

 

[Wack61]

A mate's Mum has the number J12 MAG on her car. Makes me laugh every time I see it.

Does she want to sell it, I so want that number on my car, my wife would drive round in it oblivious, is that what her husband did

when we picked this MX5 up from aberdeen, we'd been up since 4am, got away from the guys house about 10am, about noon we stopped in a small town somewhere on the whisky trail and found a restaraunt

Lynne was sat opposite me and for a second I just nodded off , shut my eyes and I was gone

she shook me and said are you OK to drive if you're that tired, you're not getting that necrophilia are you

I looked round aghast but nobody had heard so I corrected her, it's not necrophilia , it's narcolepsy

whats necrophilia then, STOP SAYING IT

In her defence since she had Gullion Barre syndrome in 2013 she does say the wrong words all the time but that was a corker

 

[JonW]

Had some fun playing with the paintwork as a favour for my friend...

Can I be your friend, please? Alternatively, do you know a great detailer in Surrey?

 

[spkennyuk]

I was floppy but I'm not now....!
Moz

Maybe this will return things to normal :

 

[Wack61]

 

[CatmanV2]

C

 

[Wack61]

Glad it bought a smile to the start of your weekend , I thought it was brilliant

 

[2b1ask1]

Apparently in Kazakhstan it IS rocket science:

 

[conaero]

 

[BennyD]

Good photo posting skills. When you've been on here a while you might learn to do it properly! The last time I saw Rach, she wasn't smiling! Please give her my regards.

 

[Navcorr]

 

[conaero]

Good photo posting skills. When you've been on here a while you might learn to do it properly! The last time I saw Rach, she wasn't smiling! Please give her my regards.

Better?

 

[2b1ask1]

Unbelievable arrival at LHR: all was normal till the wheels were down when it lurched sideways several times sending a gurney down the isle!!! Then we went on a sight seeing tour of most of the taxi ways, we suddenly skidded to a halt (literally) and then performed a U-turn;



Followed by a lengthy wait then much crossing runways and turning before arriving at T4 but the wrong side!!!



And yes another U-turn!!!!

Think the Air Astana pilot may be in for a bolloking after that...

 

[midlifecrisis]

Unbelievable arrival at LHR: all was normal till the wheels were down when it lurched sideways several times sending a gurney down the isle!!! Then we went on a sight seeing tour of most of the taxi ways, we suddenly skidded to a halt (literally) and then performed a U-turn;

View attachment 43225

Followed by a lengthy wait then much crossing runways and turning before arriving at T4 but the wrong side!!!

View attachment 43226

And yes another U-turn!!!!

Think the Air Astana pilot may be in for a bolloking after that...

You wanna fly from a decent airport then...

 

[Wack61]

Apparently it's a device to exercise your mouth to stop wrinkles but there may be a use the marketing department has missed as women don't need anything extra for exercising their mouth