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BennyD said:
Awesome mate, thanks for asking. The TT hasn’t been in a garage all year, how’s the Aston? At home, or in intensive care again? :D
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Of course it hasn't been in a garage all year, it's German! Despite your efforts to Frankenstein it with your strap-on fripperies, it's still a bloody cabbage crate*.

Happily, the Aston is here and in good form. It's various challenges with steamed up headlights, clutch, random squeaking and paintwork bubbling have all been dealt with under warranty and without argument. Those chaps at Aston know a thing or two about customer service, that's for sure. Whilst a cynic might suggest that's because they get lots of practice, I've been the happy beneficiary of much excellent coffee and a few decent loan cars for piling the miles on.

*with apologies to all Germans for the crass and baseless suggestion that all German-built forms of transport are designed to transport das kraut hither and thither.
 
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Buying an Aston is like getting membership in a car club; you spend most of your time driving other peoples cars for fun. At least you didn’t buy a MacLaren; the same reliability without the customer service.
 
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BennyD said:
Fck you, you wooden-headed cnt. Take your rubber bollok and f*ck off. :D
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Oi! I resent that crass insult. As a member of the differently-abled community I find you offensive.

In fact, as a member of any community I would find you offensive. The worst toilet in Scotland would find you offensive.

PS - sorry I missed your call. I tried to call you back but you didn't answer. Presumably you were being violated by a goat. Again
 
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Felonious Crud said:
Oi! I resent that crass insult. As a member of the differently-abled community I find you offensive.

In fact, as a member of any community I would find you offensive. The worst toilet in Scotland would find you offensive.

PS - sorry I missed your call. I tried to call you back but you didn't answer. Presumably you were being violated by a goat. Again
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Splinter grenades are out chaps ......................multiple insults all at once ................................where's Captain Hurricane when you need him
 
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CatmanV2 said:
Is it violation if it's voluntary. Just for semantic purposes, you understand

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Feigned resistance doesn't count, is that what you're saying?

Or is violation in the eye of the beholder? For example, were you to observe the violation of D, Benny, by Ruminant, Frisky, would the violation be to your sensibilities or to D's person?
 
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Splinter grenades are out chaps ......................multiple insults all at once ................................where's Captain Hurricane when you need him
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Those aren’t insults, that‘s his version of foreplay. His disability is probably chaffing his real one so it’s bound to make him tetchy! :D
 
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Really? I’ve just spoken to Matt and he swears it’s his. I’m shocked you can’t remember who’s device you are using, it’ll shock all your boyfriends too. :D
 
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I'm trying to get a 10mm socket reference into all this missing "tools" nonsense, but just can't seem to slip it in
 
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