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BJL

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Cheers Phil, good read.

He is right about 'box ticking' after all I'm not as young as you lot and have taken risks all my life........some paid off.........some didn't so when I'm having my bottom wiped under controlled conditions by some pretty little thing in years to come (loads of years I hope) I can smile and think..'been there, done that'.....the car I mean....
 

outrun

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Best sell up now Barrie or you'll be able to afford a "not so pretty" little thing to wipe your bottom! Pretty things cost money!
 

Felonious Crud

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In the legendary words of Barry Humphries, I shall have a stairlift installed in my house and there will be a pretty nurse waiting at the top to pull me off when I get there.
 

CliveP1

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take it from someone that knows. enjoy life, work is the least important thing in your lives, you never know what's around the corner
 

JonnyCJ

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I've always said that Maseratis are for people with taste and intelligence. Every oik buys a Ferrari and a Rolex when they win the pools. Chavs don't buy Maseratis.
 

Lee Jones Jnr

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I've always said that Maseratis are for people with taste and intelligence. Every oik buys a Ferrari and a Rolex when they win the pools. Chavs don't buy Maseratis.

The pools? What is that exactly? I'm sure I've heard it mentioned on UK Gold or somewhere... :)
 

Parisien

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In the legendary words of Barry Humphries, I shall have a stairlift installed in my house and there will be a pretty nurse waiting at the top to pull me off when I get there.



..........that's disgusting...........-ly funny..............;).........:)

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hodroyd

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Crikey that's showing your age Jonny, it's donkies since I did the pools..!!:biggrin: If I had the readies at any point and had an itch to scratch, I would buy a Ferrari, I quite like most of them and I don't think I'm an oik mate..!!
 

Parisien

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Oiks own lots of different cars....IMHO.......take everyone as I find them....not easy mind you......

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JonnyCJ

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Crikey that's showing your age Jonny, it's donkies since I did the pools..!!:biggrin: If I had the readies at any point and had an itch to scratch, I would buy a Ferrari, I quite like most of them and I don't think I'm an oik mate..!!

Not saying all Ferrari owners are oiks, but they're the obvious choice for someone who wants to show off their new found wealth.

I'd have a 355 or 288 GTO in a shot.

Just need to win the pools !
 

Parisien

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Not saying all Ferrari owners are oiks, but they're the obvious choice for someone who wants to show off their new found wealth.

I'd have a 355 or 288 GTO in a shot.

Just need to win the pools !


A bit like Rolexs then........whose got one/two/three of those....;)

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