When I cycle to work I do something radical.
I don't wear Lycra.
What's the point I'm not on the Tour de France and baggy shorts can have pockets so no man bag is required! Oh and I don't wear clippy shoes so I can put my foot down easily when I stop for red traffic lights.
Apparently they've equipped the traffic police in Paris with electric disc grinders, any nonsense with cyclist's they just cut the bike frame in half on the spot,100 euro fine... and another fine if you don't dispose of the scrap metal in ten days!