Lindsay Lohan

[duncscot]

So what do you make of this guys!!

 

[Parisien]

Was taken on the way to jail........or from?......


P

 

[duncscot]

Presumably from jail.... but what the **** does "Fire Crotch" in the title refer to???

 

[Parisien]

A USA term for "jail cystitis"...........bit like honeymoon cystitis............only more intense!


P

 

[duncscot]

Lol

 

[conaero]

One for Loz, she bashed it!

and just incase you forgot what she looks like:

 

[dem maser]

i dont like her

 

[dem maser]

not attracted, i wont say no but not a girl ill have in my must shaggs

 

[conaero]

Dem, I dont mean to p!ss on your parade, but I just called her and she said NO to you to, unlucky!

 

[conaero]

She has a Maser and a white bikini, nuff said!

 

[dem maser]

what!!! she said no to me!!! she dont know what shes missing............. a lovely home cooked mousaka tell her

 

[conaero]

Dem, does this 'Suit you sir'

Our very own SportsMaserati girl, Kim Kardasian

 

[duncscot]

Errr are'nt you all forgetting she prefers the ladies

 

[dem maser]

matt matt matt matt, ive gone mad mad mad mad
thats more like it

 

[conaero]

Errr are'nt you all forgetting she prefers the ladies

Tell me your lying!!! (who we talking about LL or KK)

 

[dem maser]

lyndsay lohan, you never knew that??

 

[conaero]

nope, I do now. What a waste, then again, what a mixed up puppy!

 

[dem maser]

same as britney never got me going, kk on the other hand.... speaking of hands....

 

[dem maser]

kelly brook........... shes my girl

 

[conaero]

same as britney never got me going, kk on the other hand.... speaking of hands....

Britney, how could you turn down such a babe?