Ive got a flat...

[duncscot]

Ooop's, wheres an air pump when you need one....

 

[Parisien]

Ooop's, wheres an air pump when you need one....

D....am shocked and horrified..................






That you thought it fitting to put on a self-portrait of types....................




Even though you were a consenting adult....aint that sort of thing illegal?????????????






P

 

[duncscot]

Hehe..... just couldnt reach the air valve in time

 

[mowlas]

Fatty and skinny went to bed.

Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

 

[Easyplan66]

that's not good.......

 

[duncscot]

hey, Ive been asked by fat girls worldwide to enter this..

 

[Andyk]

Ooop's, wheres an air pump when you need one....

That is just so wrong......Is that Adam under there....

 

[GransportFan1]

That is bloody horrible Dunc.

 

[Andyk]

Haven't denied it then Adam.....

 

[mowlas]

They do say that airbags can do more harm than good...

 

[GransportFan1]

Haven't denied it then Adam.....

only just noticed what you put,cheeky sod, dont like big girls never been my type.

 

[Andyk]

Think big is an understatement Adam...

 

[GransportFan1]

Think big is an understatement Adam...

and what do you mean by that?

 

[Andyk]

Nothing personal mate...Just that the lady above is a bit more than fat...

 

[GransportFan1]

you got that right, i tell you who is FIT and not FAT, Holly Willoughby, i would knob her any day.

 

[Andyk]

you got that right, i tell you who is FIT and not FAT, Holly Willoughby, i would knob her any day.

Lost me Adam...who is she...is she your girlfriend.

 

[duncscot]

Didnt you all notice Miss Piggy with the Gran Turismo!

 

[GransportFan1]

Lost me Adam...who is she...is she your girlfriend.

put her in on google, no she aint my girl friend.

 

[duncscot]

Its OK Dan.... we know Miss Piggy isnt your gf

 

[Dan!]

Its OK Dan.... we know Miss Piggy isnt your gf

Very nice of you to say so... although she can be a bit of a muppet.


Most recent example: You know how your Mum and Dad are visiting us on the way to going on their cruise, well are they leaving their car here or are they taking it on the boat with them.....
Yes, she's blonde.