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If I were to advise the hero in this hypothetical adventure, I would agree with Beau that as they did not stop our hero, nor did they pay a visit to him at the home clearly registered with the DVLA and not far from the make believe scene of the "crime", it is not something to worry about.
I know of a similar story where the hero, driving a Honda S2000 on a particularly sunny day was stopped for speeding about 100 yards from his home. He told the two officers that he was on medication that came with the unfortunate side effect of a weak bladder. He then proceeded to get back in his car and drive the short distance home in order to attend the facilities. The officers followed him, somewhat confused. Our hero went to the bathroom and struggled to perform under such pressure and may have emptied a glass of water onto teh toilet water for sound effect.
Ticket issued. Never heard a word from them. I assume they couldn't be bothered explaining the event to superiors or in court!
If I were to suggest the identify of the main character named a Maserman, I could do so freely if I chose as being located currently within Scotland and hence governed by her laws and customs, I am aware of the complete lack of any laws covering the so-called crimes of defamation and libel in our fair country.
I know of a similar story where the hero, driving a Honda S2000 on a particularly sunny day was stopped for speeding about 100 yards from his home. He told the two officers that he was on medication that came with the unfortunate side effect of a weak bladder. He then proceeded to get back in his car and drive the short distance home in order to attend the facilities. The officers followed him, somewhat confused. Our hero went to the bathroom and struggled to perform under such pressure and may have emptied a glass of water onto teh toilet water for sound effect.
Ticket issued. Never heard a word from them. I assume they couldn't be bothered explaining the event to superiors or in court!
If I were to suggest the identify of the main character named a Maserman, I could do so freely if I chose as being located currently within Scotland and hence governed by her laws and customs, I am aware of the complete lack of any laws covering the so-called crimes of defamation and libel in our fair country.