How to impress your girlfriend......or maybe mates....;)

[Parisien]

Well its different......!!!!!



http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MASERATI-CAMP...00787449?pt=Merchandising&hash=item2a0ca551f9


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[ENZ525]

I know it's not empty P...but even I wouldn't buy that box

 

[Parisien]

I know it's not empty P...but even I wouldn't buy that box

..............lol.........still.....................something almost surreal about that box.........................


I can see you answering questions at the airport......


"No...it just contains samples"

"Samples of what?"

"You know....just samples....................leather......paint........."







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[Andyk]

So there's a dealer somewhere missing their colour charts....

 

[Parisien]

So there's a dealer somewhere missing their colour charts....

.........or.....hes making a few extra quid on the QT........margins and all that...


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[Andyk]

Dare I say...I like it...Bit odd thing to buy but I like.....I would spend all day speccing my Maserati...Liz could pretend to be the sales person and I could be the customer...I do like a bit of role play

 

[Parisien]

Dare I say...I like it...Bit odd thing to buy but I like.....I would spend all day speccing my Maserati...Liz could prettend to be the sales person and I could be the customer...I do like a bit of role play

....never saw the perv angle on that one AndyK.....must be getting old........


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[ENZ525]

..............lol.........still.....................something almost surreal about that box.........................


I can see you answering questions at the airport......


"No...it just contains samples"

"Samples of what?"

"You know....just samples....................leather......paint........."







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I am pleased to say that in itself is a reason for me NOT to bid on this item...
I spend far too much time at airports already...
last thing I need is to give the security guys an excuse to reach for the latex gloves

 

[GransportFan1]

that is a nice product but god you would look a t1t showing that to your mates let along your girlfriend.

 

[dem maser]

sad................

 

[Andrea]

quality.....

 

[Parisien]

quality.....

...glad you approve....


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[Easyplan66]

who buys these things?

 

[Parisien]

....all sorts................but mainly those whose pockets are deeper than most.......


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[Easyplan66]

can't believe how expensive it is!

 

[Andyk]

Cheaper than a Gransport and you get all the colours and leathers.

 

[GransportFan1]

who buys these things?

People who have a very small willy or no willy at all.

 

[Andyk]

How do you know that Adam??

 

[Parisien]

how do you know that adam??

+ 1..............


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[GransportFan1]

How do you know that Adam??

would you buy it? and o.k Mr Pedantic, i dont actually know if people will a small willy buy these but put it this way the person who probably buys this type of product probably doesn't have a girl friend.