Golf Society

russellp

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Who would be interested in forming a Sports Maserati Golf Society?
Possibly meet a couple of times a year and, if enough players, have a North v South Ryder Cup format.
Exercise for cars and limbs.
What do you think?
Russell
 

Dhanj

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I like a round of golf and would be game if there is enough interest.

Dhanj
 

Andyk

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I'll caddy for someone, I'm only interested in the 19th hole...and the nice walk.

Hahahaha...Like it Pete...Same here........Think I would prefer to cut my willy off with a rusty bread knife than swing a golf bat...The walk and drinks after may be good though.
 

Dhanj

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Maybe we could tie it up with an SM summer BBQ? Whereby the location is a golf club and those that fancy playing arrive early to play a round. The other non-players can arrive later for the BBQ or, if they fancy walking the course, can join the players at any point on their round.
 

CatmanV2

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Maybe we could tie it up with an SM summer BBQ? Whereby the location is a golf club and those that fancy playing arrive early to play a round. The other non-players can arrive later for the BBQ or, if they fancy walking the course, can join the players at any point on their round.

What if a member wants to play around, but doesn't like golf? Would that be frowned upon?

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Dhanj

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What if a member wants to play around, but doesn't like golf? Would that be frowned upon?

C

play around as much as you want, just not on the golf course! If you can contain yourself perhaps save it for the BBQ?! ;)
 

Saltire

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Golf and Maseratis. Two of my favourite things.
A bit of single malt whisky and I'll have the set.
Count me in.

Saltire
 

russellp

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4 golfers so far, some sociable types and a few disparagers.
Dhanj, Roger and Saltire, where do you play?
Russell (h'cap 15)
 

hodroyd

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If I can manage to hit the ball these days, I'll be up for giving my clubs and balls an airing, Oh and playing around sounds good too. BBQ sounds brill, defo up for that.
 

Dhanj

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4 golfers so far, some sociable types and a few disparagers.
Dhanj, Roger and Saltire, where do you play?
Russell (h'cap 15)

I am not a member at any club (I don't play regularly enough I'm afraid). I live in Hertfordshire and have played quite a few courses in the county. Have also played a few in Surrey and Middlesex. I am definitely handicapped as far as playing goes ;) but I guess I can get around most 18 hole courses in under 100 - just (which gives me a 28 h'cap i guess). I have a better h'cap at dancing at the BBQ. ;)
 
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Parisien

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You could always just clip it onto your back pocket...........sort of for display purposes....;)


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hodroyd

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Or maybe just have Maserati underwear and have your pants down on your bum cheeks like the young lads seem to do nowadays..??