From me (literally) to you, like me, don't like me, block me, whatever, life is too short, from my little family to yours, Merry Christmas. Enjoy yourselves and be happy.
I just reply 'ecstasy and coke, so can you insure it for £2k please'...sub postmasters tend to freak out though...This reminds me a bit of the 'mixed message' signs at my local post office counter that say (roughly):
We enjoy providing a friendly postal service to our lovely customers,
but if you give us any lip, or refuse to say what's in your parcel,
we will fürking stab you in the eye, you moody little bitches.