Useful Phrases

CatmanV2 · Nov 5, 2022

allandwf said:
A face like a torn scone!!!

Or a bulldog chewing a wasp

Koz said:
Many a slip between the cup and the lip.

Or between dress and drawers

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Zep · Nov 5, 2022

CatmanV2 said:
Or a bulldog chewing a wasp

Bulldog licking **** off a nettle.

CatmanV2 · Nov 5, 2022

Zep said:
Bulldog licking **** off a nettle.

Yes. I thought I'd try to keep the 'standards' up a bit....

The version I heard was thistle

(and I don't mean licking a nettle off a thistle)

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midlifecrisis · Nov 5, 2022

Matching collar and cuffs

midlifecrisis · Nov 5, 2022

Some phrases I've learnt over the past 11 years of SM tours

You C*** - To Anyone/everyone from Benny
You're on the wrong side of the road! - To the Ditch Finder General from everyone
Radios on Channel One
I think we took the wrong turning. - Standard RT message usually within 10 miles of getting off the ferry.
Clear after the 'insert mortals car make/model'
I need fuel!
Torpedo?
Vingt Quatre bierre s'il vous plait Monsieur. - moi dans Bernay
Vodka Caramel? Oh go on, just the one.
I think we'll have a quiet night tonight - No one ever!

happydaze · Nov 5, 2022

Q: "I can't find it."

A: "It's up in Annie's room, behind the clock..."

DLax69 · Nov 5, 2022

happydaze said:
Q: "I can't find it."

A: "It's up in Annie's room, behind the clock..."

alternately, "I don't know where (X) is"
response: "if it were up your @$$, you'd know"

happydaze · Nov 5, 2022

DLax69 said:
alternately, "I don't know where (X) is"
response: "if it were up your @$$, you'd know"

I'm absolutely certain my Mum would NEVER have said that...

Alan Surrey · Nov 5, 2022

midlifecrisis said:
Sung as a song when I was learning electronics...

One over two pi root LC
equals the resonant frequency

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Don't think it's much use nowadays but I still remember it

It'll come in handy, even if you never use it.

happydaze · Nov 5, 2022

Ahh...I knew it would!

daverichardson · Nov 6, 2022

****** in woodpile

Zep · Nov 6, 2022

Not my cup of tea.

philw696 · Nov 6, 2022

Whose coat is that jacket

happydaze · Nov 6, 2022

You'd better pull your socks up...

Wattie · Nov 6, 2022

If you’ve got kleptomania take something for it.

P5Nij · Nov 6, 2022

On meeting Enzo Ferrari or Maserati test driver Giurino Bertocchi : ''what size chest are those trousers mate...?''

HenrysDad · Nov 6, 2022

Short arms and deep pockets.
Loosy to the lefty tighten to the righten.
I won't tell you again. (Our eldest replied; " I think you will mum.")
Fur coat and no knickers.

doodlebug · Nov 6, 2022

Andyk said:
You missed the last bit..

Bob’s your uncle and Fanny’s your aunt.

YOU missed the last bit...

Bob's your uncle, Fanny's your aunt and Dick's your downfall.

MarkMas · Nov 6, 2022

happydaze said:
Q: "I can't find it."

A: "It's up in Annie's room, behind the clock..."

"Have you looked 'here'?" [Pointing at item being searched for.] - I've been having a lot of fun with that one. MrsMM is not happy.

MarkMas · Nov 6, 2022

'How like the home life of our own dear Queen.'

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