What makes you grin
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CatmanV2
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Fancied trying a martini , found a recipie
30ml dry vermouth
30ml gin
20ml vodka
I think I'll be grinning for a week
That's a curious recipe. Gin and vodka. Personally I prefer mine with gin only
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MarkMas
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"what makes you gin"
CatmanV2
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Hawk13
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Fancied trying a martini , found a recipie
30ml dry vermouth
30ml gin
20ml vodka
I think I'll be grinning for a week
that reminds me, I need more Madeira.
I love a martini (as the feline fella says with gin only) but also a twist on that theme .... equal measures of gin and madeira. Also works with vodka .... and probably both
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Cold Play will stop making “music” in 3 years. Could be sooner mind.
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Swedish Paul
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He’s not going to pass any English exams.
BennyD
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What a load of sh!te. Anyone with such a lack of grasp of the English language would not be able to see the nuances of what Junior was trying to say. Also, any kid being that precocious needs twatting with a frying pan. Social media bolloxcs.
Wack61
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If you're not careful you're going to push Catman off the top of most posts board
Obviously with more ct fk and b*s per post though
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Exactly. It’s a pish-take.
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BennyD
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Sadly, too many dipshits out there will believe it.
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I've hit a car in a car park
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Wack61
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Just been talking to a guy that owns a bodyshop
One of his customers had an new RS6 , he'd been for PPE and paint correction but he was obsessed with it , decided he wanted an interim oil service so bough the correct oil and took it to one of the high st tyre service places
They did the oil change , took it off the ramp , gave it back , he got about a mile and the dash lit up like a Christmas tree so he took it back , they got a guy in to scan it and it came up with a gearbox fault
What numbnuts had done was removed the sump plug , drained the oil , refilled it and given it back , only he'd drained the gearbox oil and filled the engine up so it had double the oil in it , it went back to Audi but now has a no warranty marker on it
There's a moral to this story but I'm sure you can work it out
One of his customers had an new RS6 , he'd been for PPE and paint correction but he was obsessed with it , decided he wanted an interim oil service so bough the correct oil and took it to one of the high st tyre service places
They did the oil change , took it off the ramp , gave it back , he got about a mile and the dash lit up like a Christmas tree so he took it back , they got a guy in to scan it and it came up with a gearbox fault
What numbnuts had done was removed the sump plug , drained the oil , refilled it and given it back , only he'd drained the gearbox oil and filled the engine up so it had double the oil in it , it went back to Audi but now has a no warranty marker on it
There's a moral to this story but I'm sure you can work it out
CatmanV2
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Just been talking to a guy that owns a bodyshop
One of his customers had an new RS6 , he'd been for PPE and paint correction but he was obsessed with it , decided he wanted an interim oil service so bough the correct oil and took it to one of the high st tyre service places
They did the oil change , took it off the ramp , gave it back , he got about a mile and the dash lit up like a Christmas tree so he took it back , they got a guy in to scan it and it came up with a gearbox fault
What numbnuts had done was removed the sump plug , drained the oil , refilled it and given it back , only he'd drained the gearbox oil and filled the engine up so it had double the oil in it , it went back to Audi but now has a no warranty marker on it
There's a moral to this story but I'm sure you can work it out
Yes. Sue the idiots at the high st. place and get a new car.
C'mon if they can't spot the difference between a gearbox and an engine it'll make no difference if it's an RS6 or a clapped out Escort. They have professional liability
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Seems like it's not the first time it's happened
Just another reason not to take your S4 to an instant oil change shop....
I already blame myself enough and am aware what I did was stupid by not taking my car to a more trusted shop or doing the work myself but i'll share this post anyways and be ready for the flaming :( I was looking through Groupon and happened over a $49 deal to get a full synthetic oil...
www.audizine.com