What makes you grin
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Oneball
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Do they stay in when you get clouted round the head?
Swedish Paul
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Now that is bizarre. I’ve just decided to go out and buy a pair of these later today.
Wack61
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You won't be disappointed
Swedish Paul
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Reminds me of a family story. They lived in a terraced house with a basement. They did some concrete work and had some left over. Threw the leftovers into the cellar. Stream ran through the cellar. Next day, all the houses were flooded. Who knew...
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This guy goes into a pub
On his left shoulder is a beautiful parrot. On his right shoulder a cat
He goes up to the bar and asks the parrot if he wants a drink , parrot says yes
He asks the cat if he wants a drink, yes, but I'm not paying
It's OK, I'll pay
They drink up then the parrot says ,shall we have another , the cat replies , yes but I'm not paying
The parrot says it's OK, I'll pay
They drink up then the guy asks if they're having a third , cat says yes but I'm not paying
At this point the barman says , what's with the cat not wanting to stand his round
The man says , it's this genies fault
I asked for an exotic bird with a tight p¥ssy and this is what I got
On his left shoulder is a beautiful parrot. On his right shoulder a cat
He goes up to the bar and asks the parrot if he wants a drink , parrot says yes
He asks the cat if he wants a drink, yes, but I'm not paying
It's OK, I'll pay
They drink up then the parrot says ,shall we have another , the cat replies , yes but I'm not paying
The parrot says it's OK, I'll pay
They drink up then the guy asks if they're having a third , cat says yes but I'm not paying
At this point the barman says , what's with the cat not wanting to stand his round
The man says , it's this genies fault
I asked for an exotic bird with a tight p¥ssy and this is what I got
Wack61
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Starlink is targeting coverage in your area in mid to late 2021. You will receive a notification once your Starlink is ready to ship.
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Scaf
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My brother rented a place in Nebo Wales years ago and if there was a lot of rain for a few days you could see the water start to run through the kitchen, kin nightmare.
Wack61
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About 12 months ago I went to a tied house on a farm in Liverpool, the houses were huge semi detached but freezing even with a coal fire going , it was also a timewarp ,still the same as they day they built it.
The son said his parents had lived there since the late 50s but the house had never been modernised by the owner ,now she's gone the builders will be in , they barely spent a penny on it because they couldn't increase her rent.
The son said his parents had lived there since the late 50s but the house had never been modernised by the owner ,now she's gone the builders will be in , they barely spent a penny on it because they couldn't increase her rent.
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Smarts always make me smile, you can't drive one without a big smile thinking who came up with this stupid idea
Wack61
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This one was a bit of a bargain , it's around £1000 to get one converted to tow it behind a motorhome
42,000 miles
It's been stood for a while so I gave it an Italian tune up on the M6 , 80mph was quite entertaining , a slight gust of wind and they don't like it much
I couldn't say no for £600
42,000 miles
It's been stood for a while so I gave it an Italian tune up on the M6 , 80mph was quite entertaining , a slight gust of wind and they don't like it much
I couldn't say no for £600
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Wack61
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Yes £600 , I was a bit gobsmacked, advertised on a motorhome forum , I just happened to see it and was first of the 45 that offered to buy it ,most sight unseen
Just insured it for £197 , £30 tax
One guy is proper ****** off , stamping his feet , I was first ,me me me
It's on my drive and he's still going on about it
Just insured it for £197 , £30 tax
One guy is proper ****** off , stamping his feet , I was first ,me me me
It's on my drive and he's still going on about it
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He who dares Rodders.