Virtual Pub - Alfieri Arms

[zagatoes30]

Are we not men of honour?!



C

Good question put it on QOD thread

 

[spkennyuk]

Would be interesting although how you would police google searching I don't know

There really isn't any way to police it.
I do put some questions in that are difficult to google like the connections round.

Let me see what i can work out platform wise this week.

 

[Gazcw]

No one has asked the correct questions yet!
Is there a lock in?
Does the barmaid offer extras out back?
Scampi fries in stock?

 

[Zep]

No one has asked the correct questions yet!
Is there a lock in?
Does the barmaid offer extras out back?
Scampi fries in stock?

All of the above, except the Scampi Fries. They are horrible. Bacon Fries for the win.

 

[CatmanV2]

All of the above, except the Scampi Fries. They are horrible. Bacon Fries for the win.

You are normally so well endowed with a refined palette. However, clearly it's all been lies.

C

 

[Gazcw]

All of the above, except the Scampi Fries. They are horrible. Bacon Fries for the win.

Yeah but with Scampi fries even if you don't get lucky, it smells like you have been.

 

[CatmanV2]

Yeah but with Scampi fries even if you don't get lucky, it smells like you have been.

With lemon

C

 

[Gazcw]

With lemon

C

Oooh. Very continental. Birds must be posher round your way. Vinegar round here.

 

[CatmanV2]

Oooh. Very continental. Birds must be posher round your way. Vinegar round here.

Thrush treatment?

C

 

[Gazcw]

Thrush treatment?

C

I draw the line at cottage cheese. I'm oot.

 

[rockits]

Is it just me or do you always think pork scratchings seem like a good idea.....then you try them again....then remember why you haven't eaten them for 10 years?!

 

[CatmanV2]

Is it just me or do you always think pork scratchings seem like a good idea.....then you try them again....then remember why you haven't eaten them for 10 years?!

No! They are always a great idea! Blimey! Crackling!

C

 

[zagatoes30]

Is it just me or do you always think pork scratchings seem like a good idea.....then you try them again....then remember why you haven't eaten them for 10 years?!

No glad to say I have never got past the thought, I just leave it there although Cheesy Chips or Chips with Mayo go down well with beer

 

[philw696]

Well last Friday MLC couldn't even pass a pack of salted peanuts over the bar.
To be fair I have had better Tinder dates.

 

[Felonious Crud]

Thrush treatment?

C

Yes, please. Thank you.

 

[CatmanV2]

Yes, please. Thank you.

Pint or half?
Ice? Lemon?
C

 

[Felonious Crud]

Pint or half?
Ice? Lemon?
C

And a bag of ****** Scampi Fries, please.

PS - well, I never knew that Sn@tch was a naughty word.

 

[Zep]

And a bag of ** Scampi Fries, please.

PS - well, I never knew that Sn@tch was a naughty word.

I did!

 

[rockits]

And a bag of ** Scampi Fries, please.

PS - well, I never knew that Sn@tch was a naughty word.

Really? That surprises me

 

[spkennyuk]

I did!

Can you add scampi fries to the swear word data file. All the crisps and nuts went just before we had to close.

Im left with scampi fries and a few bags of salted nuts and a cellar full of beer, lager ,cider and guinness.