Things you've said with Maserati on your mind........

[Parisien]

This morning.............................



Hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....how shall I start this...............................




Ok...ok..................................



Up town for our usual Saturday morning coffee..................................

Nonchalantly sidled up to the counter of our coffee shop and asked the server for a .................


Maserlatte........................

Quick as a flash she came back with....."Didn't you mean a Ferracinno?"......................


Last line was an added for effect.... ......................we both laffed...................


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[Andyk]

Hahaha.....At least it didn't go the Fiatfrappe route

 

[Parisien]

...phew....thought you were gunna say............At least you didn't F*A*R*T..!.........

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[Andyk]

No thats Dem's department...

 

[Parisien]

...I know.......now known on the forum.......as "Doing a Dem..."...especially in public places of business....

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[dem maser]

i pick where to release it.......so be careful at the meets...

 

[Parisien]

.....are your "emissions"...sorta fire and go entities Dem......................or just all pervasive.......................


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[Andyk]

Dem is doing a good job of destroying the ozone on his own.....

 

[dem maser]

when the dvla worker met me when i changed my plates my road tax went upto £700 with the emissions i was leaving them

 

[safrane]

No thats Dem's department...

Would that make him a 'Masterfarti'?

 

[Andyk]

Hahahaha...Like it Pete...

 

[urbanmaser]

Went into HR Owen the other day and said to the blonde receptionist "I think there is something wrong with my drive shaft"

 

[reservoirfrog]

and she said..........." yes its very old "

 

[Parisien]

................................and wrinkled....................no longer self lubricates......................


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[urbanmaser]

and she said..........." yes its very old "

You see you jump in and make ridiculous assumptions Froggy NO......she then said to me " Have you checked your oil????????"""" Of course me the most unmechanical person on the planet answered I had a problem finding my dip stick............At this point she went into the back office and called the police

 

[reservoirfrog]

" and I expect its fatigued with age "

 

[dem maser]

Hahahahaha you all make me laugh