The Road to Le Mans 2021

[midlifecrisis]

Nope in the SM gang. @outrun was one.

In defence of Athol, his are a tasteful shade and style, yours looked like Aladdin wore them...

 

[GeoffCapes]

In defence of Athol, his are a tasteful shade and style, yours looked like Aladdin wore them...

Red is red. You should know that coming from Manchester.

 

[Oneball]

Are you accusing the rest of us of being ‘friends of Dorothy..?’, Mr Ball?

Sounds like a fetish society.

 

[zagatoes30]

I didn't realise that the SM Le Mans trip was a fashion show ;0

 

[Felonious Crud]

Sounds like a fetish society.

You've seen the photos, then?

 

[Dan!]

I may have been wearing red trainers.

Red makes you faster as we all know. Which is fine when driving, however not so good when drinking... As Mr Capes can confirm after needing to be carried home after the inaugural red shoes drinking session

 

[2b1ask1]

I may have been wearing red trainers.

Red makes you faster as we all know. Which is fine when driving, however not so good when drinking... As Mr Capes can confirm after needing to be carried home after the inaugural red shoes drinking session

I was just arriving as he was leaving I recall!!!

 

[Oneball]

You've seen the photos, then?

 

[midlifecrisis]

One story to keep an eye on
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52907229
'kin ridiculous if you ask me.

Priti Patel told the Commons that Border Force will check that travellers fill out a form with their contact details and location for isolation.
Leaving isolation prematurely in England could result in a fine of up to £1,000 or prosecution, she said.
"We will not allow a reckless minority to put our domestic recovery at risk," she said. - Tell that to Dominic Cummings!

 

[Dan!]

Already happening in Ireland, even coming in from the UK

 

[Felonious Crud]

Well, instead of driving south to a seaside hotel this afternoon and then onwards to France tomorrow, it's just another day.

Roll on September!

Dear Crazy Batflu thing,

My liver says thank you.

 

[Dan!]

To avoid FOMO;

Drive as fast as you possibly can to the local super market. Throw lots of things in the trolley that you would never normally buy, such as catering packs of Haribo, air horns, 200 of the cheapest sausages you can find, all the cases of small bottles of french beer that they have, and a toy for MAF

Then drive home as fast as you possibly can and set light to £100 of petrol whilst drinking small bottles of french beer from the local supermarket. Light BBQ with approximately 30 times the amount of recommended lighter fluid, setting light to as much surrounding foliage as possible.

Await visit from local constabulary, and claim not to speak the language when they enter your driveway. Carry on drinking until Monday morning.

 

[rossyl]

To avoid FOMO;

Drive as fast as you possibly can to the local super market. Throw lots of things in the trolley that you would never normally buy, such as catering packs of Haribo, air horns, 200 of the cheapest sausages you can find, all the cases of small bottles of french beer that they have, and a toy for MAF

Then drive home as fast as you possibly can and set light to £100 of petrol whilst drinking small bottles of french beer from the local supermarket. Light BBQ with approximately 30 times the amount of recommended lighter fluid, setting light to as much surrounding foliage as possible.

Await visit from local constabulary, and claim not to speak the language when they enter your driveway. Carry on drinking until Monday morning.

Brilliant

 

[GeoffCapes]

I may have been wearing red trainers.

Red makes you faster as we all know. Which is fine when driving, however not so good when drinking... As Mr Capes can confirm after needing to be carried home after the inaugural red shoes drinking session

Almost correct. I wore them the year before!

 

[GeoffCapes]

Should have been driving down to Portsmouth about now.

 

[Felonious Crud]

To avoid FOMO;

Drive as fast as you possibly can to the local super market. Throw lots of things in the trolley that you would never normally buy, such as catering packs of Haribo, air horns, 200 of the cheapest sausages you can find, all the cases of small bottles of french beer that they have, and a toy for MAF

Then drive home as fast as you possibly can and set light to £100 of petrol whilst drinking small bottles of french beer from the local supermarket. Light BBQ with approximately 30 times the amount of recommended lighter fluid, setting light to as much surrounding foliage as possible.

Await visit from local constabulary, and claim not to speak the language when they enter your driveway. Carry on drinking until Monday morning.

You missed "turn off traction control immediately before booting it off a roundabout, to see what happens. On arrival at the gite, replace pants."

@Spartacus

 

[2b1ask1]

You forgot the mooning at the drone....!

 

[Felonious Crud]

You forgot the mooning at the drone....!

'ang on...

OK, here you go:



It's art.

 

[BennyD]

If Dem’s Tinder friends did that, they would either look like a whale blowing, or sink Like a stone.

 

[conaero]

Depressed. We should be meeting at Mick’s Monster Burgers on Portsdown hill in approx 10hrs then onwards to a lads beer fuelled week of hilarity.

FFS