THE ROAD TO LE MANS 2019

[2b1ask1]

Yep its a strictly no tits trip im affraid. Even Newton is boarderline.

Happy to report mate mine are a double D cup and swinging low in a hairy sack between my legs mate!

 

[Spartacus]

I've just been sick in my hat

 

[Vampyrebat]

I think I'll skip lunch today!

 

[GeoffCapes]

I think I need some air. Being sick in my office will result in a hefty cleaning bill.

 

[philw696]

I've just been sick in my hat

Better than sick in Newtons lap.

 

[2b1ask1]

I didn’t start it...

 

[philw696]

I was just thinking about Double D'S Newton.

 

[2b1ask1]

I was just thinking about Double D'S Newton.

The ultimate in comfort IMHO!

 

[CatmanV2]

I was just thinking about Double D'S Newton.

Better than thinking about Newton's Double Ds

C

 

[masertel]

Happy to report mate mine are a double D cup and swinging low in a hairy sack between my legs mate!

Great figure statistics Newton- you should consider a career as a Lap Dancer Happy Christmas all!!

 

[CatmanV2]

In all fairness to the honourable member for hard work, that would be a ****** of a lap.....

C

 

[Felonious Crud]

Six months today!

Well, six months yesterday for those of us that will head south to Dover to make sure that we're all fresh and sparkly ready for mobilisation of the SM Allied Expeditionary Farce.

 

[conaero]

Right, in an effort to combat the Xmas and winter blues, I am going to contact the Lille hotel to get the ball rolling.

Plan still is:
Tues: Dover/Calais or Dunkirk, stay in Lille
Wed: TBC, another quaint French town getting the SM poker up their backsides
Thurs-Sun: Usual gite shenanigans
Mon: Return via Cherbourg with a Dover/Calais option.

 

[Felonious Crud]

Parfait, Matty, parfait!

Because I don't think a week is long enough to attend a 24-hour car race, I expect to travel down to somewhere in the vicinity of Dover on the Monday night and will probably book a travel splodge or similar.

 

[conaero]

'Tis done, lets see what they say but this one will not be the usual €50 a head, more like €75 but very worth it. My good self and MAF went some years ago on that famous 'Lost weekend'

MAF was found at 2am drunk, legs spread in a state of collapse smoking a ***...muttering outside reception after climbing the 16th century gate and they said nothing, so I believe they have the credentials to accommodate us.

 

[conaero]

 

[Dan!]

One way trip for me as usual please. I will be heading south after the race. Ta

 

[Felonious Crud]

That looks far too nice for us, Matt. Good job!

 

[conaero]

As long as we put 3 SM minders on MAF at all times, we will be ok.

 

[GeoffCapes]

Parfait, Matty, parfait!

Because I don't think a week is long enough to attend a 24-hour car race, I expect to travel down to somewhere in the vicinity of Dover on the Monday night and will probably book a travel splodge or similar.

Ashford for a few quiet beverages?