That’s a big if. The vicar’s bound to have a wedding on, being summer and all. Shame.You’ve been trampling the ‘no tit’ line since the first time you went. Contigo will be trampling the ‘no c*nt’ line to dust if he pitches up.
As we discussed, bang the Lotus on a trailer and use the BMW to tow it the boring bits. As an added bonus, you'll have something to bring the Lotus back on when it breaks down!It would make a nice change wouldn't it. Although the new BMW is real world faster, comfier, more economical... But just a smidge less fun.