THE ROAD TO LE MANS 2019

Felonious Crud

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Lovely place. Used to be a convent I think.

From a Convent to hosting the SM posse.

Talk about sublime to ridiculous... :)
It might just even things out a bit.

Matt - who's bringing the sacrificial virgin this year? I'm assuming the altar will be ready.
 

conaero

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We got politely told to go fook ourselves by the hotel in Lille.

Hohum, onto the next...
 

JonW

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Are you all coming back on the Cherbourg - Portsmouth ferry on the Monday? 5pm?

If yes, I will see you there...
 

BennyD

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You
Yep its a strictly no tits trip im affraid. Even Newton is boarderline.
You’ve been trampling the ‘no tit’ line since the first time you went. Contigo will be trampling the ‘no c*nt’ line to dust if he pitches up.
 

Felonious Crud

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You’ve been trampling the ‘no tit’ line since the first time you went. Contigo will be trampling the ‘no c*nt’ line to dust if he pitches up.
That’s a big if. The vicar’s bound to have a wedding on, being summer and all. Shame.

Phil, sort your congregation out, mate, tell ‘em to do one, you’ve got a Le Mans commitment to preside over.
 

Doohickey

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It would make a nice change wouldn't it. Although the new BMW is real world faster, comfier, more economical... But just a smidge less fun.
As we discussed, bang the Lotus on a trailer and use the BMW to tow it the boring bits. As an added bonus, you'll have something to bring the Lotus back on when it breaks down!
 

philw696

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A crowd enters a bar and orders a big round of drinks. When they come to pay they give the barman milk bottle tops.
"What the ****'s this?" says the barman.
The head of the group comes over to explain. "It's the annual outing from the mental home down the road. Just humour them, keep a tab and, at the end of the night, I'll settle up with you," says the guy.
"Okay," says the barman with a big wink.
The night rolls on and it's a roaring success. The barman hails the guy. "That was a great night! Not one of them is sober and no trouble at all!" he says, amazed. "That will be £473.82, please."
"Okay," says the guy. "have you got change for a dustbin lid?"
Something you lot could try ;)