The good morning thread

[Felonious Crud]

Same in every house i have ever had, always something that makes you think WHY!!!!

I also get ‘WOOAAAHSHIIITE!’

 

[Manc5]

Morning.... recovery through till lunch today, I blame Stella... off for a nice rural walk later with SWMBO and then will settle down for a family Sunday Dinner followed by belated Gran Prix viewing.... have a good one..

 

[philw696]

Electrics and plumbing are nothing until you have experienced the French ones
@Felonious Crud
@zagatoes30

 

[CatmanV2]

Well that was almost surreal. In and done in 30 minutes with the professional advice to 'suck it up *****'

I think I may be starting a very bad thread shortly....

C

 

[Manc5]

Well that was almost surreal. In and done in 30 minutes with the professional advice to 'suck it up *'

I think I may be starting a very bad thread shortly....

C

Well that was a helpful visit. Hope it starts to ease with some rest.

 

[MarkMas]

Well that was almost surreal. In and done in 30 minutes with the professional advice to 'suck it up *'

I think I may be starting a very bad thread shortly....

C

You should never have tried to remove the electronic tag with a pry bar!

Try this next time:

 

[CatmanV2]

It was an angle grinder!

I reckon that's BS anyway, but hey, dafter things have happened

C

 

[philw696]

Hey @CatmanV2 they didn't think you were a Snowflake ?

 

[CatmanV2]

Hey @CatmanV2 they didn't think you were a Snowflake ?

I didn't ask for fear of being told that I was

C

 

[Wattie]

Morning all
Scottish joke to start the week off.

Guy goes into a pub with his dug, orders a beer, and says tae the barman, 'Av nae money but I'll show ye something better. Ma dug can talk.' Barman says 'Right, make it talk.'

Boy pulls out a bit of sandpaper, scrapes the dogs **** with it, and says tae the dog 'How does that feel?' Dug says 'Ruff!'

Barman says '**** off, oot ye get!' and the guys says 'Naw, naw, it can talk. Geez another chance.'

So, this time he says tae the dug, 'Yer playing golf and your baw doesn't hit the fairway, green, bunker or water. Where is it?' Dug says 'Ruff!'

Barman says 'Right, bugger this, get oot the pair of ye' and the boy says 'Naw, honestly, he can talk... geez wan mair chance.'

Boy turns to the dug and says 'Right, listen you, this is our last chance or we're getting kicked out of here.
World Cup in Mexico. 1986. Who was in goal for Scotland?'
The dug says, 'Ruff!'

Barman says 'Right, that's it!' and chucks the pair of them oot.

The guys sitting on the pavement outside and the dug turns and says to him
'Wiz it Jim Leighton?'

 

[MrPea]

Morning you lot!
A rather pretty sunrise going just now.
HapPea Monday.

 

[Andyk]

Morning Stevie, morning all......Later start today as meeting in Ebbw Vale at 11.

 

[CatmanV2]

Morning, all. Mrs C back to her office today. That'll feel a little odd.

Have a great day, all

C

 

[MarkMas]

Morning all. Seems like a nice day.

 

[MarkMas]

so far.

 

[zagatoes30]

Morning all, BH here so off to a Cars and Coffee meet in Gorey

Don't you all work too hard

 

[philw696]

Morning all and waking up to the reality that we could be going back into lockdown again
Got a visitor here at the moment and my son and a nephew getting here Friday.
One thing for sure the R rate is rising quickly here.
Stay Safe all.

 

[2b1ask1]

Morning all, significant aches today but I was expecting that. I have Christine with me next couple of days so off to Hackney to do some repairs starting with that flipping trampoline!

Have fun all...

 

[midlifecrisis]

Good morning everyone, late start today so lie ins all week.
Have fun

 

[Mr.Cambio]

A very good morning to everyone. Heat has dropped a little, making life easier, but still hot.
Went yesterday to watch a tribute band to Ronnie James Dio. It' s so strange to attend a hard rock concert and stay sat all the time due to this corona thing, singing the "man on the silver mountain" like beeing in church. The white light should be the moon Have a good one.