Morning all, getting relaxed, a full coconut/salt scrub and massage booked later so should feel exfoliated after two hours of wishing away an erection! Don’t you just hate it when the masseur gets a b0ner!!
Have fun all…
Umm... which of Newton's experiences have you never experienced? Actually, no. Don't tell us.I have to say, that's an experience that I've never had!
Go and find one who is perchance making a cake and shout at her some gentlemanly advice: "Bake well, tart!"Good morning.
Waking up in Bakewell this morning.
I think I'll see if there are any tarts in town.
Morning from a wet Donington Park. View attachment 146454View attachment 146455
Umm... which of Newton's experiences have you never experienced? Actually, no. Don't tell us.
Morning all. Heute fahre ich nach Deutschland. Which, in a list of fun things to do, comes out marginally ahead of inserting bees into my bottom. Newton's day yesterday was definitely the winner.
Or you select masseurs with standards that are too high. You clearly need to spend time in Asia, where, I suspect, the personal standards of masseurs are far more, let's say, negotiable.What the **** is in that cup!
Getting the masseur excited. I guess I'm just not attractive enough
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Or you select masseurs with standards that are too high. You clearly need to spend time in Asia, where, I suspect, the personal standards of masseurs are far more, let's say, negotiable.
Supposedly tea!What the **** is in that cup!
Getting the masseur excited. I guess I'm just not attractive enough
C
And presumably not because a mouse had entered the room..?I do recall one in KL where the masseur climbed up onto the table...
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What the **** is in that cup!
Or you select masseurs with standards that are too high. You clearly need to spend time in Asia, where, I suspect, the personal standards of masseurs are far more, let's say, negotiable.