The cock

[Andyk]

The priest in a small Irish village had a rooster and ten hens he kept in
> > the hen house behind the church.
> >
> > One Sunday morning, before mass, he
> > went to feed the birds and discovered
> > that the cock was missing.
> >
> > He knew about cock fights in
> > the village, so he questioned
> > his parishioners in church.
> >
> > During mass, he asked the congregation,
> >
> > 'Has anybody got a cock? '
> >
> >
> > All the men stood up.
> >
> > 'No, no, ' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant.
> > Has anybody seen a cock? '
> >
> > All the women stood up.
> >
> > 'No, no, ' he said, ' that wasn't what I meant.
> > Has anybody seen a cock that
> > doesn't belong to them? '
> >
> > Half the women stood up.
> >
> > 'No, no, ' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant.
> > Has anybody seen MY cock? '
> > Sixteen altar boys, two priests
> > and a goat stood up.

 

[lozcb]

So they do like it uppem Mr Mannering Good one Andy


regards loz

 

[Andyk]

Please accept my apologies if you are the religious type....no offence intended....