Terrible Jokes Thread

[DLax69]

 

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[Flint]

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Is this where they queue for the runner's job on This Morning ?

 

[DLax69]

 

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[DLax69]

 

[CatmanV2]

Not a joke, but makes me smile

C

 

[CatmanV2]

I looked up the number for Overeaters Anonymous: It was 1-888-888-8888

C

 

[CatmanV2]

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[Nibby]

 

[MarkMas]

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That really is a terrible joke.

But I have fixed it for you.

 

[Ebenezer]

And just for an additional bit of precision

My colleague can no longer attend next week's Innuendo Seminar; so I'm going to have to fill her slot instead.

Eb

 

[Jamin]

that would make her whole week

 

[DLax69]

 

[CatmanV2]

that would make her whole week

Phnarr, phnarr!

C

 

[DLax69]

 

[MarkMas]

And just for an additional bit of precision

My colleague can no longer attend next week's Innuendo Seminar; so I'm going to have to fill her slot instead.

Eb

We really need to reconsider the role of 'instead' in this joke. I seems to work for one side of the innuendo but not so well the other.

I think this works a little better:

My colleague can no longer attend next week's Innuendo Seminar, and I was wondering if anyone was available to fill her slot?

(By the way, DO NOT accuse me of using the accursed 'Oxford comma'. The comma above is providing additional separation for the two clauses linked by the 'and' conjunction, and NOT adding a wholly unnecessary comma to a list.)

 

[MarkMas]

Oooooh. I found a better version...

My colleague just asked if I could fill her slot at next week’s Innuendo Seminar.