Terrible Jokes Thread

CatmanV2

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Me to doctor's receptionist: I need to make an appointment
Receptionist: How about 10 tomorrow?
Me: Oh, no! I don't need that many....

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happydaze

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Used to happen a lot in my area but got stopped by clamping down on the unscrupulous people who would sell the stolen grass! That's right, we found out you could stamp out turf wars by removing the fences.
When I saw that, I immediately took offence...