Terrible Jokes Thread

[midlifecrisis]

I used to have a problem where I couldn’t stop naming classic American sitcoms, but I’m over it now.


Happy Days.

 

[2b1ask1]

I used to have a problem where I couldn’t stop naming classic American sitcoms, but I’m over it now.


Happy Days.

You may have been bewitched by your friends, I suggest taking Taxis…

 

[CatmanV2]

You may have been bewitched by your friends, I suggest taking Taxis…

Keep it in the family. It takes Differen' Strokes.
Anyway, Cheers. It's a good job we're all Friends (courtesy of my sister)

C

 

[Felonious Crud]

You may have been bewitched by your friends, I suggest taking Taxis…

You'll need to if you get M.A.S.H.ed.

 

[Gazcw]

I don't let my kids watch the orchestra. There is too much sax and violins.

 

[CatmanV2]

I don't let my kids watch the orchestra. There is too much sax and violins.

(Also a fabulous Talking Heads track featured in my all time favourite movie ever)

C

 

[Gazcw]

(Also a fabulous Talking Heads track featured in my all time favourite movie ever)

C

Not watched it. Too much sax and violins. I told you once already

 

[happydaze]

I used to have a problem where I couldn’t stop naming classic American sitcoms, but I’m over it now.


Happy Days.

You rang?

Cheers

 

[Gazcw]

A man called the police after he discovered his wife reusing teabags.

A police spokesperson said “we’ve given her a restraining order”

 

[midlifecrisis]

Every woman is Bi...


Every man has to work out whether it's polar or sexual...

 

[Andyk]

 

[philw696]

 

[philw696]

 

[CatmanV2]

My partner just asked me when I was going to stop quoting Elton John song lyrics.
I said, "I think it's gonna be a long, long time"

C

 

[CatmanV2]

My mates called me tight , so I decided to buy them a beer to prove I'm not...
Turns out they wanted one each!

C

 

[CatmanV2]

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Should there be a dedicated 'Photos of @philw696' thread so the rest of us can ignore it?

C

 

[Felonious Crud]

My partner just asked me when I was going to stop quoting Elton John song lyrics.
I said, "I think it's gonna be a long, long time"

C

You need to give your partner a rocket, man.

 

[CatmanV2]

You need to give your partner a rocket, man.

She's too busy exercising next door's pet rabbit. It's a little fit bunny

C

 

[Devonboy]

What do you call a Magician with no Magic....


Ian....

 

[philw696]