Terrible Jokes Thread

During a trip across the United States, the Pope turned to his chauffeur and said:

"Pull over. I want to drive."

Being a devout Catholic, the driver would never dare question His Holiness, so he gladly climbed into the backseat while the Pope took the wheel.

A few miles down the highway, they were cruising along at 80 mph when a state trooper flashed his lights and pulled the limousine over.

Peering inside, the stunned officer walked back to his patrol car and immediately radioed headquarters.

"Chief, I've got a major problem. I just pulled over a speeding limo with an extremely high-level VIP in the back."

"Who is it?" the police chief asked. "The mayor?"

"No, sir. Someone way more important."

"Is it the governor?"

"No, Chief. Even more important than the governor."

"Don't tell me it's the President?!"

"No... someone even bigger than the President."

Losing his patience, the chief bellowed through the radio:

"Then WHO on earth is in that car?!"

The officer lowered his voice and whispered:

"I have no idea... but he's got the Pope as his chauffeur."

C
 
Just bought a ticket to see the brilliant Gilbert O’Sullivan at The Palladium in London next month . My other half will be away so I’m going on my own .

Alone . Again . Naturally .
 
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