Terrible Jokes Thread

[CatmanV2]

There once was a man
From Peru whose limericks
Got mixed with Haiku

C

 

[zagatoes30]

There once was a man
From Peru whose limericks
Got mixed with Haiku

C

Very clever all your own work ?

 

[spkennyuk]

I never realized it was so complicated with all these choices and decisions to make.
I'll stick to being a mechanic

Surely you have left and right handed mole grips and universal spanners Phil.

 

[spkennyuk]

I gave the ex wife a bracelet that used to belong to my Grandma.

She said thats so sweet of you to think of me but what does DNR stand for ?

 

[philw696]

Topless Strippers

 

[2b1ask1]

Drink varnish! It will kill you but you will have a lovely finish!!!

 

[CatmanV2]

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Love it!

C

 

[philw696]

Love it!

C

Other Strippers are available Chris

 

[DLax69]

Other Strippers are available Chris

You have to admire a gent with a low bar.

 

[CatmanV2]

You know what's really odd?

Numbers that aren't divisible by two...

C

 

[zagatoes30]

You know what's really odd?

Numbers that aren't divisible by two...

C

Even from you I expected better

 

[MarkMas]

That seems a bit silly.

Please don't take a fence...

It's a low bar.

 

[CatmanV2]

Even from you I expected better

How long have you known me FFS!

C

 

[philw696]

How long have you known me FFS!

C

Who are you ?

 

[CatmanV2]

Who are you ?

Your memory is gone, mate

C

 

[CatmanV2]

Cut my thumb on a margarine tub two days ago.
I can't believe it's not better.

C

 

[philw696]

Cut my thumb on a margarine tub two days ago.
I can't believe it's not better.

C

I know it's you now

 

[Deeen]

I see there are 2 more speed bumps in the graveyard, now.

R.I.P. Dolly.

 

[DLax69]

 

[P5Nij]

Who are you ?

Baba O'Rielly, that's 'oooo