Terrible Jokes Thread

[philw696]

I'm really sorry but look at the state of this.
Look at the steering wheel.
It's a Shocker.

https://ebay.io/m/ufACrK

 

[Phil H]

I'm really sorry but look at the state of this.
Look at the steering wheel.
It's a Shocker.

https://ebay.io/m/ufACrK

As was the last MOT..

 

[Felonious Crud]

I'm really sorry but look at the state of this.
Look at the steering wheel.
It's a Shocker.

https://ebay.io/m/ufACrK

My eyes! Would have been worth more - and a better car - if it was still a Celica.

 

[philw696]

As was the last MOT..

I didn't want to look at that Phil

 

[midlifecrisis]

Toyota based on a fezza? Surely it's the other way round? And £5k I wouldn't give £5 for this wreck

 

[philw696]

I'm like this one.

 

[philw696]

 

[philw696]

I read once that jesus was a carpenter yet he's not mentioned on any of their cds

 

[Flint]

 

[safrane]

Stolen from the BBC.

My brother convinced me to go halves on a used funeral car - I can't believe I was so easily co-hearsed

 

[Flint]

I asked my wife if I was the only one she had ever been with.
She said yes.
All the others were nines and tens !

 

[CatmanV2]

Harry & Meghan have announced they are returning to live in the UK. Not a **** peep from that Government Emergency Alert.

C

 

[philw696]

I'm trying to find some diamond shaped timber if anyone has recommendations.

 

[Phil H]

I'm trying to find some diamond shaped timber if anyone has recommendations.View attachment 152156

Left hand or right hand?

 

[CatmanV2]

I was rooting around in the loft earlier and found an 80 year old painting.

Anyway, I asked him to leave and told him if he didn't I'd call the police

C

 

[philw696]

Left hand or right hand?

I never realized it was so complicated with all these choices and decisions to make.
I'll stick to being a mechanic

 

[Nick Wright]

 

[Flint]

 

[happydaze]

I'm trying to find some diamond shaped timber if anyone has recommendations.View attachment 152156

That seems a bit silly.

Please don't take a fence...

 

[philw696]

View attachment 152182

This one or variations of the same doing the rounds