Terrible Jokes Thread

⚠️ A man walks into a bar and there's a robot bartender.....

The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "A pint of your finest lager please."

The robot brings back the best pint ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "130"

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration, and chess strategies

The guy leaves, but is curious about how the robot bartender works so he walks back in a short while later.

The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "A pint of your finest lager please."

Again, the robot pours the perfect pint and gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "95".

The robot then starts to talk about Netflix series, football and the weather

The guy leaves but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.

He goes back into the bar.

The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "A pint of your finest lager please."

The robot brings him another perfect pint

The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "Uh, about 30."

The robot leans in real close and says,

"Nigel Farage and Reform have some fantastic ideas don't they...?"
 
Aye, and the last two governments have done just such a fantastic job as well.
Then there's David Paulden who is Jewish yet runs the most antisemetic party since Corbyn's days.
The whole shower are one terrible joke .
 
philw696 said:
⚠️ A man walks into a bar and there's a robot bartender.....

The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "A pint of your finest lager please."

The robot brings back the best pint ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "130"

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration, and chess strategies

The guy leaves, but is curious about how the robot bartender works so he walks back in a short while later.

The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "A pint of your finest lager please."

Again, the robot pours the perfect pint and gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "95".

The robot then starts to talk about Netflix series, football and the weather

The guy leaves but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.

He goes back into the bar.

The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "A pint of your finest lager please."

The robot brings him another perfect pint

The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "Uh, about 30."

The robot leans in real close and says,

"Nigel Farage and Reform have some fantastic ideas don't they...?"
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Must....not....respond...to.....posts......about....morons........ Aaaargh!
 
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