Terrible Jokes Thread

[Flint]

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Father Jack had a phrase which sums up all those politicos:
SHOWER OF BASTARDS.

 

[MarkMas]

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Sorry I'm late.
That's an octopus.

 

[CatmanV2]

Apparently farmers are increasing their use of autonomous robots

Sort of 'Old Macdonald had a farm. AI AI O'

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[MarkMas]

It's been 36 years, and no further instructions from Technotronic. And so I think, with regret, it's time to deflate the jam.

 

[2b1ask1]

The Jam have been underground for years if you are looking for them!

 

[midlifecrisis]

It's been 36 years, and no further instructions from Technotronic. And so I think, with regret, it's time to deflate the jam.

One should get one's booty on the floor tonight
and make my day...

 

[midlifecrisis]

The Jam have been underground for years if you are looking for them!

It's not midnight...

 

[philw696]

 

[CatmanV2]

Today I bought myself some sensible walking boots and a rucksack and went up to the Lake District, walked for about 5 miles stopped and sat on a stone wall and had a flask of coffee. Then I walked another 5 miles and had a biscuit and then I...

Sorry, I'm rambling!

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[Felonious Crud]

Today I bought myself some sensible walking boots and a rucksack and went up to the Lake District, walked for about 5 miles stopped and sat on a stone wall and had a flask of coffee. Then I walked another 5 miles and had a biscuit and then I...

Sorry, I'm rambling!

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[midlifecrisis]

For those who don't know football, AFCON is the African Football Tournament for nations, akin to the Euros organised by UEFA. The final was last Sunday between Morocco and Senegal and won by Donald Trump.

He is now writing a letter to President Macron for being excluded from the Ballon D'Or vote.

 

[Flint]

 

[CatmanV2]

Why is it spelled "camouflage" and not camouflage

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[Flint]

Ah..... and why is dyslexia so hard to spell ?

 

[CatmanV2]

I grew up in a rough area.
Other kids would cover me in cake, cream and put a cherry on my head.
Yes, life was tough in the gateau…

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[MarkMas]

I grew up in a rough area.
Other kids would cover me in cake, cream and put a cherry on my head.
Yes, life was tough in the gateau…

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I bet you were not to be trifled with, though.

 

[CatmanV2]

I bet you were not to be trifled with, though.

Yeah, I was a bit nuts...

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[CatmanV2]

Figured I can sell my C-Tek. This'll be much faster....



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[philw696]

Figured I can sell my C-Tek. This'll be much faster....

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I'm now Seriously Worried Chris.

 

[CatmanV2]

I'm now Seriously Worried Chris.

"It'll be fine...."

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