Terrible Jokes Thread

[CatmanV2]

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[spkennyuk]

That's a Terrible Thread Joke...

Oh that old yarn !

 

[midlifecrisis]

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A year ago it was Boris' dad (grandad would have been better!), before that Liz's, etc...

 

[CatmanV2]

Quick change of plan, having done the accounts and a quick job application



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[CatmanV2]

Teacher: OK class, I'm going to ask each one of you what your favourite letter is. Who would like to go first?
Angus: Oh! Please, sir!
Teacher: OK, Angus. What's your favourite letter?
Angus: The letter 'g' sir!
Teacher: And why is th.... actually never mind. Who wants to go next?

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[Flint]

 

[philw696]

Tip of the Day.

 

[DLax69]

Three-thread-cross-post accomplished.

 

[CatmanV2]

I broke my leg and the Doctor said he's going to have to put me in a cast. How does he expect me to sing and dance in this condition?

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[CatmanV2]

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[RodTungsten]

Husband in bed muttering “wee sleekit man’s a man for pudding of the race….”
Wife to doctor “whit’s wrang wi ma man doctor?”
Doctor “I’m afraid he’s got terrible Burns.”

 

[midlifecrisis]

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Phil, you're slacking off. Catman beat you to it...

 

[philw696]

Phil, you're slacking off. Catman beat you to it...

I did think about it but decided it was too immature for on here

 

[midlifecrisis]

For Sale
Sooty and Sweep glove puppets.

Will take any offer as I just want they off my hands.

 

[philw696]

One to top Catman

 

[CatmanV2]

Start my new job as an apprentice bell ringer tomorrow
It's my first day, so they'll just be showing me the ropes

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[Vampyrebat]

 

[philw696]

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Brotherhood of Man by any chance

 

[philw696]

Members of the aristocracy.
If you are going to be given a "title" make sure it hasn`t got a double meaning.

 

[CatmanV2]

Henry's branching out.



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