Terrible Jokes Thread

[Markc]

Terrible...

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Nothing wrong with that, some cvnt will try and park there!

 

[midlifecrisis]

Nothing wrong with that, some cvnt will try and park there!

Usually an Audi SUV....

 

[CatmanV2]

We should stop with the corny jokes, or someone will call the crops....

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[Phil H]

We should stop with the corny jokes, or someone will call the crops....

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Bl@@dy cereal offenders, they should all get a taste of porridge.

 

[midlifecrisis]

Is it me or are NHS staff just rude?
I've been prescribed some suppositories and I asked the doctor what I was supposed to do with them...

 

[DLax69]

Is it me or are NHS staff just rude?
I've been prescribed some suppositories and I asked the doctor what I was supposed to do with them...

 

[Flint]

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What's Pluto got to do with anything ?
Sorry, I was never any good with astrology.

 

[CatmanV2]

Went to Pizza Hut - Got a free meal - They do it for everyone who jumps out of the toilet window & runs off

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[philw696]

 

[Flint]

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That is appallingly good

 

[Flint]

 

[Markc]

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.

Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.

Thank you and good night.

 

[midlifecrisis]

Italian Lesson

How to say Non-binary in Italian.

Non-binario or non-binaria depending on the gender.

 

[spkennyuk]

A new sports bra has been launched to stop those awkward moments of escape while jogging.

Its called the Booby Trap.

 

[CatmanV2]

Italian Lesson

How to say Non-binary in Italian.

Non-binario or non-binaria depending on the gender.

And this is true, I understand

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[DLax69]

From my clothier, in an email today:

 

[CatmanV2]

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[happydaze]

From my clothier, in an email today:

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That's a Terrible Thread Joke...

 

[Phil H]

That's a Terrible Thread Joke...

You pay buttons.........

 

[happydaze]

I'll get me coat...