Terrible Jokes Thread

[midlifecrisis]

My friend has developed an addiction to marine plants. I told him to

Sea Kelp

 

[Phil H]

My friend has developed an addiction to marine plants. I told him to

Sea Kelp

Oh, that is terrible.

 

[midlifecrisis]

Oh, that is terrible.

Sorry not sorry but this is the aim of the thread...

To get a reaction means that I have succeeded.

 

[CatmanV2]

Stocking up before we get hit with a hosepipe ban!


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[DLax69]

Stocking up before we get hit with a hosepipe ban!

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International smuggling ring standing by.

 

[CatmanV2]

My current favourite cartoonist. Not a terrible joke, but made me laugh



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[spkennyuk]

What do you call a sportscar made of French bread?

A Baguetti Veyron.

Not even expensive just a fair bit of dough !

 

[spkennyuk]

International smuggling ring standing by.

Also known as a prison wallet !

 

[spkennyuk]

Really excited about the Amateur Autopsy club I just joined.

Tonight is open Mike night.

 

[Phil H]

Really excited about the Amateur Autopsy club I just joined.

Tonight is open Mike night.

They're getting worse......

 

[spkennyuk]

They're getting worse......

Why thank you !

 

[zagatoes30]

They're getting worse......

Is that not the point

 

[philw696]

One for @MarkMas
Happens to the best of us.

 

[Phil H]

Is that not the point

Yeah but, yeah but......

 

[Flint]

One for @MarkMas
Happens to the best of us.
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At least when he saw it and said oh for f##ks sake, he spelt it phuq.

 

[philw696]

 

[Vampyrebat]

One for @MarkMas
Happens to the best of us.
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I thought Camilla was having a *** at first glance!!

 

[zagatoes30]

I thought Camilla was having a *** at first glance!!

Me too

 

[MarkMas]

Can we have a ban on AI-generated images on the Forum, please?

 

[CatmanV2]

Can we have a ban on AI-generated images on the Forum, please?

That cylinder block is completely convincing!

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