Terrible Jokes Thread

[MarkMas]

Heads up guys, there are some real weirdos in this forum. Someone messaged me asking to meet up in the woods for a naked Satanic ritual and then they didn't even show up.

 

[zagatoes30]

Heads up guys, there are some real weirdos in this forum. Someone messaged me asking to meet up in the woods for a naked Satanic ritual and then they didn't even show up.

Were you in the right place sometimes it's difficult to see the woods from the trees

 

[Scaf]

 

[CatmanV2]

My wife just tripped while carrying a load of freshly ironed clothes.

I watched it all unfold...

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[MarkMas]

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[CatmanV2]

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[Andyk]

 

[CatmanV2]

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[Tallman]

 

[Flint]

 

[philw696]

 

[Vampyrebat]

HR Office

HR Officer: So Ms. Davis, you want to set up a sexual harassment grievance against a Mr. Jones, is that correct?

Ms. Davis: Yes that is correct.

HR Officer: Can I please ask you what the harassment was?

Ms. Davis: yes of course; he got into the elevator with me, took a sniff and said "Your hair smells nice today"

HR Officer: Do you not think you are going a bit over the top, can't you just take it as a compliment?

Ms. Davis: Mr. Jones is a dwarf!!...

 

[Flint]

 

[DLax69]

 

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[MarkMas]

Parenting toddlers is a lot like clubbing in the 1980s.

Everyone's yelling, everything's sticky, they're playing the same couple of songs on repeat, and once in a while someone throws up.

 

[Flint]

How can you tell that most babies were conceived whilst the parents were drunk ?

Because babies throw up a lot, can't walk straight and are always starving.

 

[Nibby]