Terrible Jokes Thread

Nibby

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Does anyone else suffer from I Feel Like A Insect syndrome?
Just putting the feelers out.
 
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happydaze

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Wack61 said:
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Dead Penguins - I never knew this!
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ? Where do they go? Wonder no more

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring
throughout its life
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing "Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow." You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
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P5Nij

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Gazcw said:
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Been there, seen it and got the t-shirt on the last bit! If I had a pound for every near miss I've had....

Moysha Greenfarb and Manny Goldberg are walking down Golders Green high street, Moysha says ''sorry to here about your schmutter workshop fire'', Manny replies ''yes, it's a week next Thursday....''.
 
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Swedish Paul said:
And this is new because it never happened before...

Morcombe and Wise
Dads Army
Faulty Towels
The Good Life
Porridge
The Wizard of Oz
Abbot and Costello
Laurel and Hardy

And so many others.

Who doesn’t enjoy them?
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Absolutely agree I don't need convincing as I live in the 1970's :)
 
midlifecrisis

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Gazcw said:
I am sorry Phil is unable to respond. He is on the mechanics strike. Followed by supporting the farmers, fishermen and then the transport workers. If the demands are met and they get a free cow and paid subsidies for the next 10 years Phil can respond tomorrow. If he responds beforehand he is an inglish splitter..... ;)
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He's probably got his Gilet Jaune on as we write...
 
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