St. Bins Day?

zagatoes30

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Oh lord of the bin, I thought I had sinned and missed your day of offerings but rejoice the muppet that is I can't count days and relief that today is your day - offerings duly submitted for collection by your Monks
 

CatmanV2

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Very tomorrow, or the day following the tree of Christmas shall be offered, and it was good

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Harry

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How have we sinned, we knowest not. But the tempest of ice and snow which coats the patio furniture but not the road has made the monks stay in their noble edifices. They have refused our offerings and leave them to scatter in the gusting easterlies. The snow armageddon is our punishment.
 

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Didst thou have unpure thoughts, may be consider a chariot other than from the brothers Maserati, thou must atone in the normal manner disciplinary and devotional practice of flogging oneself with whips or other instruments that inflict pain in public to ensure that your sins, whatever they be, are repented for all to see.
 
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Didst thou have unsure thoughts, may be consider a chariot other than from the brothers Maserati, thou must atone in the normal manner disciplinary and devotional practice of flogging oneself with whips or other instruments that inflict pain in public to ensure that your sins, whatever they be, are repented for all to see.
Can I pre-order the dvd?
 

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I didst think my life wast godly and pure, but I hast a dark secret lurking amidst the stable on a road below my peasant hut. There lurketh a small pony received from an abbot of an order close to the bothers Maserati. I hoped these brothers had not seen my temptation. But they have, last May I asked them to move their chariot when my pony was being collected for her shoes and teeth to be checked.
 

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Brothers! Do not live in fear but knoweth and be comforted by scripture which proclaims that it is the filthy Monks that are punished at this time for their many sins and St Bin doth unleash The Beast whose number shall be 666 and shall come from The East! And the Monks shall cuss and whine like the man children they be at the cold and ice. And St Bin shall appear to the Monks and chastise them to man up and do-est thy f*cking job thy moaning lazy w@nkereth or I shall smite ye all with 40 days and 40 nights of black ice.
 

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Didst thou have unsure thoughts, may be consider a chariot other than from the brothers Maserati, thou must atone in the normal manner disciplinary and devotional practice of flogging oneself with whips or other instruments that inflict pain in public to ensure that your sins, whatever they be, are repented for all to see.
You speak prettier than a twenty dollar wh0re!!
 

Harry

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More snow in my anciente cinque port town. Still the chariot of stench dost not arrive. We hide our empty flagons in the offering box of our widower neighbour, under stealth of night. Our receptacle spilleth over.
 

zagatoes30

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Oh lord of the Bin, your light shineth and your presence brings joy to world on your glorious day please accept our unworthy offerings and may your soul be enriched with the stench
 
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Harry

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Much rejoicing, our emptied flagons and carefully rinsed tins have been accepted as offerings. There were very many, as had passed 28 nights since they were last gathered. We had quietly shared these things amongst the boxes of 3 homesteads. Reassuring ourselves that our neighbours would be grateful to have more substantial offerings, even though they had no idea how they’d consumed an extra case or two of wine. Or the old widow, surprising herself with an unknown desire for Timothy Taylor ale and gourmet “mon petit” cat food.
 

Markc

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St Bin anoints you for your skill and for not lowering thyself to the tnuc’s that be known as ‘flytippers’
 

zagatoes30

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Oh lord of the Bin it is thy day and we humbly apologise for our small offering tis unlikely it will stress your scales and therefore our financial retribution may also be low
 

CatmanV2

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Blessings! The acolytes of the saintly bin looked kindly on our extra offerings. The empty cases of wine, the bottles and even unto the beer cases that hast cluttered the garage, yea even since the festival of Yule!

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zagatoes30

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Oh lord of the bin thy monks were of devious nature this day, thy normal offering is collected after the daily zenith of the celestial lord of light but this morn the cheeky little feckers visited before the hour of 8:00. Fortunately as your humble servants who are pious in your worship our offering was offered up at the hour of 7:00 and therefore was received into the chariot of stench so all is good ;)
 
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Ebenezer

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Wonder if They'll take away our, now surplus to requirement, laundry basket, which does not fit into the offerings recepticle now that it has been downsized.
Eb
 

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Wonder if They'll take away our, now surplus to requirement, laundry basket, which does not fit into the offerings recepticle now that it has been downsized.
Eb

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