St. Bins Day?

zagatoes30

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Oh Lord of the Bin on thy designated day can I humbly request that thy monks collect our significant offering of Swedish wrapping that has arrived in our humble abode = pretty please?
 

Markc

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Bless me St. Bin for I have sinned and it be more that 35 years since my last confession. Thursday last I committed the gravest sin of forgetting thy humble offering of the black bin and my woman’s tongue lashes me at all hours even though she hast never offered thine anything the lazy mare.....anyway I digresseth. St. Bin I offer penance in the form of bountiful gifts this coming visitation in the form of an overflowing bottle box. Praise the Monks!
 

RSM Masser

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Our Lord of the Bin chariot has been usurped by a cheaper, greener goblin.
Cost savings are made by failing to collect offerings of food twice in three collections.
Further cost savings are also made by removing the ‘missed bin collection’ facility from the local council website.
Clearly living in the past the local council then post on social media how the increase in people working from home has caused a recent increase in the amount of waste they need to collect (No mention of the local recycling centres being closed or the fact that more people are actually AT work and of course schools are open)
Neither does it mention that since April (when they changed the contract and increased the monthly tax householders pay) it’s all gone to rat Pooh - the previous contractor didn’t seem to have any issues.
The new lorries ‘technology’ is causing issues with the operatives being unfamiliar with operation of said tech
What is more simple than
Drive down road
Empty bins into lorry, they are left outside (so you don’t even have to look for them)
Put bin back ( that would be nice)
 

Markc

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Our Lord of the Bin chariot has been usurped by a cheaper, greener goblin.
Cost savings are made by failing to collect offerings of food twice in three collections.
Further cost savings are also made by removing the ‘missed bin collection’ facility from the local council website.
Clearly living in the past the local council then post on social media how the increase in people working from home has caused a recent increase in the amount of waste they need to collect (No mention of the local recycling centres being closed or the fact that more people are actually AT work and of course schools are open)
Neither does it mention that since April (when they changed the contract and increased the monthly tax householders pay) it’s all gone to rat Pooh - the previous contractor didn’t seem to have any issues.
The new lorries ‘technology’ is causing issues with the operatives being unfamiliar with operation of said tech
What is more simple than
Drive down road
Empty bins into lorry, they are left outside (so you don’t even have to look for them)
Put bin back ( that would be nice)
What are you saying heretic (even if it be wholly accurate)! You tempt the further and furious wrath of St. Bin! My brothers and sisters shall pray for you lest the Monks of St Bin accidentally void the Chariot of Stench in your general direction and lobeth thine bottle box through thy neighbours window.
 

midlifecrisis

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What are you saying heretic (even if it be wholly accurate)! You tempt the further and furious wrath of St. Bin! My brothers and sisters shall pray for you lest the Monks of St Bin accidentally void the Chariot of Stench in your general direction and lobeth thine bottle box through thy neighbours window.
All Hail and Worship the Trinity of Stench - The Landfill, The Recycling and The Garden Waste. The latter is optionally celebrated in suburban dioceses when the Temple of the Compost Heap overfloweth.
 

RSM Masser

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What are you saying heretic (even if it be wholly accurate)! You tempt the further and furious wrath of St. Bin! My brothers and sisters shall pray for you lest the Monks of St Bin accidentally void the Chariot of Stench in your general direction and lobeth thine bottle box through thy neighbours window.

3 Hail Mary’s
Please no longer direct your wrath in my humble direction
Oh how we worship the Chariot of Stench and the Monks of St Bin

perhaps they should be Monks of Where-you-Bin?
 

Markc

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3 Hail Mary’s
Please no longer direct your wrath in my humble direction
Oh how we worship the Chariot of Stench and the Monks of St Bin

perhaps they should be Monks of Where-you-Bin?
Trust me brother, I feel your pain for all knoweth that it is the lazy and foolish asses in the Council Temple that are to blame for they cannot organise a stoning in a quarry.
 

RSM Masser

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Trust me brother, I feel your pain for all knoweth that it is the lazy and foolish asses in the Council Temple that are to blame for they cannot organise a stoning in a quarry.

We are not worthy
We are not worthy!
Tis the devils work of a mythological beast to make these offerings disappear
Mere mortals cannot comprehend the wonder of the machines that lift and empty receptacles repeatedly without ever satisfying the hunger

(always room for another bin)

hail the monks of “where-you-really-bin”
 

zagatoes30

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Todays scripture from the book of Cor Blimey trousers for those who believe

Whoever has ears, let them hear what the St Bin says "The one who is victorious will those that honour me, remain true to my name, do not renounce your faith in me and your driveway will be cleansed of filth"

So this is the day of atonement, the day of offerings to the mighty stench and so be it for evermore.
 

Markc

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Forgive me St. Bin for I have sinned. Again. Failing to honour you and the Monks with the offering of the black bin. Again. And thou’st punish me with a wife who shrieketh forevermore and a bin that stench in the hot weather liketh the ***** of Babylon’s filthy clopper.
 

zagatoes30

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Forgive me St. Bin for I have sinned. Again. Failing to honour you and the Monks with the offering of the black bin. Again. And thou’st punish me with a wife who shrieketh forevermore and a bin that stench in the hot weather liketh the * of Babylon’s filthy clopper.

Doust will feel wrath of many and thy penances shall be extreme
 

RSM Masser

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General Waste this week.

Full military street parade for the bins in black.

No fly pasts allowed.

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I have had several missed parades and no shows over the last few weeks
I have resorted to cut and paste comments from this thread and post them on the council website and complaints page
I finally got a reply “Dear Sir, we can see from your complaints you are not satisfied ….,,,, blah blah”

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