zagatoes30
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Oh Lord of the Bin on thy designated day can I humbly request that thy monks collect our significant offering of Swedish wrapping that has arrived in our humble abode = pretty please?
?Swedish wrapping
I'm guessing someone either
a) Has a serious meatball habit
b) Has been taken shopping to Ikea
I think you have a few Ikeas in the US now
C
You bin has probably been out more than you if you like this thread...This is one of my favourite threads of the internet.
I probably need to get out more!
C
What are you saying heretic (even if it be wholly accurate)! You tempt the further and furious wrath of St. Bin! My brothers and sisters shall pray for you lest the Monks of St Bin accidentally void the Chariot of Stench in your general direction and lobeth thine bottle box through thy neighbours window.Our Lord of the Bin chariot has been usurped by a cheaper, greener goblin.
Cost savings are made by failing to collect offerings of food twice in three collections.
Further cost savings are also made by removing the ‘missed bin collection’ facility from the local council website.
Clearly living in the past the local council then post on social media how the increase in people working from home has caused a recent increase in the amount of waste they need to collect (No mention of the local recycling centres being closed or the fact that more people are actually AT work and of course schools are open)
Neither does it mention that since April (when they changed the contract and increased the monthly tax householders pay) it’s all gone to rat Pooh - the previous contractor didn’t seem to have any issues.
The new lorries ‘technology’ is causing issues with the operatives being unfamiliar with operation of said tech
What is more simple than
Drive down road
Empty bins into lorry, they are left outside (so you don’t even have to look for them)
Put bin back ( that would be nice)
All Hail and Worship the Trinity of Stench - The Landfill, The Recycling and The Garden Waste. The latter is optionally celebrated in suburban dioceses when the Temple of the Compost Heap overfloweth.What are you saying heretic (even if it be wholly accurate)! You tempt the further and furious wrath of St. Bin! My brothers and sisters shall pray for you lest the Monks of St Bin accidentally void the Chariot of Stench in your general direction and lobeth thine bottle box through thy neighbours window.
What are you saying heretic (even if it be wholly accurate)! You tempt the further and furious wrath of St. Bin! My brothers and sisters shall pray for you lest the Monks of St Bin accidentally void the Chariot of Stench in your general direction and lobeth thine bottle box through thy neighbours window.
Trust me brother, I feel your pain for all knoweth that it is the lazy and foolish asses in the Council Temple that are to blame for they cannot organise a stoning in a quarry.3 Hail Mary’s
Please no longer direct your wrath in my humble direction
Oh how we worship the Chariot of Stench and the Monks of St Bin
perhaps they should be Monks of Where-you-Bin?
Trust me brother, I feel your pain for all knoweth that it is the lazy and foolish asses in the Council Temple that are to blame for they cannot organise a stoning in a quarry.
Forgive me St. Bin for I have sinned. Again. Failing to honour you and the Monks with the offering of the black bin. Again. And thou’st punish me with a wife who shrieketh forevermore and a bin that stench in the hot weather liketh the * of Babylon’s filthy clopper.
General Waste this week.
Full military street parade for the bins in black.
No fly pasts allowed.
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