Shaken...not stirred!

[safrane]

I guess the owner of this car may now know what caused that funny stain in the carpet.

http://www.maseratibeverlyhills.com/maserati-videos/maserati-campaign-don't-drink--drive.aspx

 

[Andyk]

Seen that before .. Love it ... Mind you I would cry if all that was wasted in my car ... I will not let anyone eat or drink in my car even it the kids are staving.

 

[GransportFan1]

That's a bit harsh Andy, i eat in my friends cars and they dont mind, i always eat Jam doughnuts.

 

[Andyk]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[GransportFan1]

To be fair, most of my mates cars are a tip.

 

[dem maser]

no eating in my car....no smoking....just me and my bottle of water...

 

[Andyk]

When I was a young lad I had a Capri...Loved it....Used to pick a work mate up every morning and take to work......My girlfriend at the time used to get annoyed as the seat belt used to get dirty from his work coat and then get her tops dirty where the seat belt sat .... So I asked him if he could wear something clean and then change in work...............Next day went to pick him up and he walked out of the house with his work gear in a bag and nothing on but his pants ....Walked day the path got into the car and put the seat belt on and said morning......I can laught now. Priceless.

 

[reservoirfrog]

I bought Ros a new V.W. polo in jan. V.W. brum phoned her and told her, I told her nothing. so she went and picked up her brand spanking new car & went back to work. if she had a tail she would have been wagging it all day. that lunch time she went out for a sandwich with her workmate as usual. except this time her mate bought fish & chips & ate them in the car. what a miserable cow.

 

[Parisien]

...and never even offer her one........??!!!





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[reservoirfrog]

Ros is too polite for her own good. that had been me she & her chips would have been dumped in the bin.
when I bought my new merc I did'nt smoke in it. when it was brought back from its 1st service at M.B. in tamworth it stunk of fish & chips. I went mad at them. turns out the garage " kid" used it at lunch time to get chips for the mechanic's.

 

[GransportFan1]

when i get a car, no eating or drinking but shagging? maybe, but only i can do that obviously.

 

[dem maser]

what do you mean only you??

you need another person for that....

 

[GransportFan1]

well what i mean, no other lad is allowed to do that, but girls, as many as i can cram in.

 

[dem maser]

get a big car!!

 

[GransportFan1]

such as, first generation BMW 7 series?

 

[dem maser]

ye or e39 5 series in sport

 

[GransportFan1]

or what about a Transit van? deck it out, plenty of room in one of those.

 

[dem maser]

get an A team van

 

[GransportFan1]

i would like one of those, what about a 3 wheeler instead.