Question of the day

[MarkMas]

Is it ****, ******, ****, *******, ****-******, *** *****, ******, ***, ***, ***-***-******, *** or ****?

 

[Vampyrebat]

Yes Mark, definitely one of those! It is '**** ***'. The second word is not a swear word but it would give it away if I put it in.

 

[jonny]

blow --- ?

 

[lifes2short]

wouldn't of thought the f word was used as it was considered trashy, but is it f*ck wit

 

[Vampyrebat]

Not officially a swear word...........But I like your style!!

 

[Vampyrebat]

wouldn't of thought the f word was used as it was considered trashy, but is it f*ck wit

Edit: Oops too late

Nope..........Right amount of letters in each word though!

 

[lifes2short]

holy cow

 

[midlifecrisis]

Helluva? As in the was a h3ll of a...

 

[Vampyrebat]

holy cow

Again L2S, not a swear word (maybe for Robin)!

 

[lifes2short]

bugger, thought swearing was my specialist subject, what about bell end

 

[zagatoes30]

Never thought SMers would struggle for swear words, after all we have Benny on board.

How about Tw*t, first vowel not third

 

[JonW]

Toss pot?

 

[Vampyrebat]

No, no and no............I can't believe it hasn't been said yet!! I'll have to look back at all the other comments to make sure it hasn't so I don't look like a complete Pr!ck!!!

 

[Wanderer]

P1ss pot?

 

[Vampyrebat]

P1ss pot?

F*ckity F*ck............Your so close..........One of your words is correct!!!

 

[Navcorr]

Pis* off

 

[Navcorr]

As in orrrffff.

 

[lifes2short]

f*ck off

 

[Vampyrebat]

Pis* off

CORRECT Nav!!!
It was the second game of tennis Terry Thomas had with Ian Carmichael. They meet at the net and Ian starts giving tips to Terry on how to back-hand, then Terry tells him to 'P!ss off'!!..............I can't find the clip on YouTube for the life of me, or else I would have posted it.
I think L2S got the actor and the film and Nav got the swear word so I think L2S gets to put the next question............Thank F*ck for that!

 

[lifes2short]

ok got a real life important question folks, what were jelly babies originally called and why

Edit: actually got to go and do some work now so can't respond to the furry of answers until late afternoon